BEIGE IS RETIREMENT HOME, NOT COLLEGE
College is young. It’s exciting. But college is also YOU. Are you beige in any way? Everyone in college has their go-to coffee mug. Is your go-to an ugly beige mug? Beige is the color of old people. Like old man drivers. Maybe you want to live old person dinner time. Maybe you want to be like an old person cutting toenails on the bus. That’s the soul of your beige college mug. So go ahead and drink coffee out of it. Or maybe just your tequila? Every sip will now remind you of that stuff between your toes that you can make cheese curds out of. If that’s you, it’s time to move on from old person beige. So go and get yourself a posh mug because you don’t need to be the grandma or grandpa in your dorm. Mugs are the fuel deliverers of coffee and whatever else you want. They help define your college lifestyle.
POSH COLLEGE MUGS CAN DEFINE YOU
Seriously, there are so many amazing drinking mugs out there. But if you don’t want to get commercial like everyone else, you need to go to a craft fair to find your posh mug. Craft fairs are amazing and pop up everywhere, especially before fun holidays. Head before Valentine’s Day or Easter and you’re sure to find a potter you will like. They typically range from $30 and up, but remind yourself that no one else will ever have that mug. It will be your own posh mug. And it will NOT be beige, right?
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CUSTOM MUGS MAYBE BEST FOR COLLEGE LIFESTYLE
You can also make your own custom, posh mugs. Try an online store like Vistaprint and purchase a mug with a picture of your choosing. It can be whatever you want it to be. It all depends on what kind of vibe you are trying to get from your cup of joe. Think about how you roll. Think about how you want to roll. Remember, you can drink more than just coffee from your posh mug, right?
COOKIE MONSTER MUGS AND EVERY KIND OF FANDOME
There are oodles of other options out there. You just need to do a little bit of searching. If you are a cookie monster fan or just like cookies, you will need the most amazing mug with a monster face and cookie nook. You got that right, it has a cookie nook! That may not be how you want to roll with your secret tequila sipping in the common room. But then again, maybe it is? What’s your college lifestyle, really?
Don’t forget, college is now. But your memories are forever. Well, sort of forever. That also kind of depends what you drink a lot of out of your college posh mug. So choose the right mug? And remember to forget all the other stuff.