Babe Wants Boob Reduction- Jogger Concussed from Breast Header

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Babe Wants Boob Reduction- Jogger Concussed from Breast Header

PLAYMATE ALMOST KNOCKED OUT JOGGING WITH NATURAL KNOCKERS

Momma said knock you out!  Well, maybe she did, maybe she didn’t, but this is a new one in the annals of getting busted by yourself.  Playboy model Jenna Bentley has made some news and controversy with fans after announcing that she was considering getting a boob reduction after she nearly concussed herself out when she was jogging.  And yes, this is literally a story of knocking knockers as a first-personal hazard.

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To be fair the 24-year-old model faces some challenges with an all-natural bust size a reported 36E.  That’s a lot to move around with, and even more to move around independently when trying to exercise.  Most women of her dimensions and relative young age would relish the opportunity to already be a Playboy Playmate for three years running.  But it’s a lot to go to your head, literally, when you can put your well-being at risk simply by having a jog.

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The beauty said: “I’ve started running and doing weights to keep in shape but my breasts just get in the way. I usually wear a super-strength sports bra but when I really let them fly they sometimes pop out.”

“Things got so bad the other week I was sprinting down the beach in California. I was just wearing a bikini but just wanted a fast run out.”

“It was a beautiful morning and the sun was rising. I was going full pelt, leaping over the waves on the shore when suddenly I felt something heavy smack against my chin.”

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“It felt like I’d been sucker-punched and it knocked me off balance and I fell over. No one else was around and when I looked down I saw my right boob had come out.”

“It was like someone had thrown an uppercut at the exact moment I jumped a wave. It could have knocked me out.”

Before Bentley goes under the knife, the blond stunner has vowed to ask her legion of fans to give their opinion on her boob dilemma.

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She said: “I don’t want to upset my fans but my boobs are just too big for me now.”

“I love them and they’ve been good to me but I’m doing so much more cardio now as well as weights. When I’ve told friends what I’m planning to do some flat out tell me ‘no way’ while others understand my problem.”

“Before I make a final decision I’ve decided to put it to a vote and I want my fans to let me know what they think. I love my fans and really value their opinions. If I go through with it I’ll let everyone know. I still want my boobs to be big but more manageable.”

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Her announcement sent social media into meltdown, with hundreds of fans begging Bentley not to go through with it.

Twitter user Jonny Seven posted: “Jenna Bentley wants breast reduction op! No way please don’t Ur amazing JB. No one wears big boobs like u!”

Meanwhile, Brian Seattle 89 wrote: “This needs to go to the top. Trump get ya pen out and sign exec order BANNING JB getting smaller breasts.”

 

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