NEVADA REPUBLICAN PIMP CANDIDATE DENNIS HOF DEAD AT 72
You may remember the HBO show, Cathouse. It was on for two seasons. But it seemed to be on for years and years. Dennis Hof was the legal pimp and owner of the Love Ranch itself. Along with the scantily clad ladies having sex with paying customers, Hof was on the show. But it always seemed like he wanted to be the show. Yet for Hof the show came to a final conclusion a few days ago. Someone found him dead just hours after an “extended” weekend birthday celebration of his 72 years. But what I didn’t realize was how Hof has gotten really involved in Nevada politics of late. A recent Trump affiliate, Denis was also a Republican candidate for the Nevada State Legislature.
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But I suppose it wasn’t just somebody who found Hof dead at his private residence at the Love Ranch. It was Ron Jeremy and a woman. Jeremy looks like an ogre these days but was a huge star in porn. I mean, huge. Jeremy and the unidentified woman went looking for Hof when he failed to meet them as expected. Several hours later, it was a somber group that watched his body be removed under a red shroud thru a Nevada playground of Grecian themed statues, lawn furniture and signs for the brothel saying things like, “Always Open, Always Tasty, No sex required.”
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So far, there is no indication of foul play. But coroner results could take as long as six weeks. But Dennis’s Republican candidacy is still alive. Voters already received ballots with his name on them. Authorities will tell voters of his death. But Dennis can still win his election after death. If he does, Republicans will get to pick another to fill in. Without political success in the past as an Independent, Hof recently got the support of Trumpers Roger Stone and Grover Norquist. Despite Hof’s profession, people have only accused him of sexual assault 4 times. Basketball fans may also remember that Lamar Odom was found unconscious at Dennis’s bordello.
Long live Daddy D. Anyway.