PETE DAVIDSON IS ACTUALLY GETTING RID OF ALL HIS TATTOOS? HOW MUCH WILL THAT HURT?
So this is NOT actually an SNL skit? This is real? Because, ok, just wow. Pete Davidson is a pretty funny guy. Sure, he lives with his mom in Staten Island. But even he makes fun of that. I think it makes him kind of likable, or even more likable. But Staten Island is one seriously Qanon kind of place. Celebrity living in Mom’s basement or not, that’s gotta be hard for someone who helps make fun of Donald Trump every week. And, there’s the little issue of who poor Pete Davidson falls in love with. But that, too, makes him more likable and sympathetic a character. But what about the tattoos? He’s got a LOT of them. And now, he’s getting rid of them all?
HOW WILL PETE DAVIDSON LOSE ALL HIS TATTOOS? PAIN, WITH A LASER BURNING THEM ALL OFF
I mean, wow. I’ve totally been curious about getting one of my own. But the timing was never right. And to get a good one, they are hell on expensive, too. I’ve got friends who have them. Cool, whatever. But I’m old enough that I have friends who had tattoos when that was a major no-no and no. But still, cool, whatever. One lady friend had one in a pretty sensitive place. And, she was underage at the time. It was only when her parents found out that I learned that you can actually get rid of a tattoo. Well, painfully, with a laser. Back then. And how many does Pete Davidson have?
SO WHY IS THE STATEN ISLAND COMIC LOSING THE BODY PAINT? BECAUSE HE HATES THE MAKEUP CHAIR
But, wait. Getting rid of tattoos today is the same, damn painful process. I’m sure it’s better than it was in the early 1990’s. But damn, Pete. How many tattoos do you have? Wait, what? You have over 100 tattoos? You’re getting rid of over 100 tattoos all over your body with a burning laser? Dude, that is so for real. And just a little crazy. Maybe grand crazy, but not Grande crazy, if you know what I mean. So maybe, just maybe, Pete Davidson will free up some more of his working time with no more tattoos. Hey, it just takes 3 or 4 hours for makeup to cover them all. Each day.