Paris Cops Bust Warehouse Orgy Of Over 100 People

Paris Cops Bust Warehouse Orgy Of Over 100 People

POLICE IN PARIS RAID CURFEW VIOLATING MASS ORGY IN LOCAL WAREHOUSE, ROMANCE IS DEAD

A warehouse orgy?  So the pandemic is still raging.  But people are still horny, to say the least.  But horniness seems to cause even more poor judgement during the pandemic than ever before.  And that’s saying something.  And here we have yet more news of an illicit orgy during the pandemic.  I, for one, have never even heard of an orgy that I could say no to.  Or, at least, be privately curious about yet maintain my prurient pose.  But this time, the orgy was in Paris, France.  Collegien, to be precise.  Now, I don’t know about you, but nothing’s as romantic as an orgy of over 100 people in a Paris warehouse.  Unfortunately for them, besides possible infections, they now have criminal records, as Parisian police busted the sexual melee in grand coitus, you’re under arrestus.

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NOT SURE HOW ONE CAN SOCIAL DISTANCE DURING A 100 PERSON WAREHOUSE ORGY

The party organizers called it a “libertine” event, or what we would call a warehouse orgy.  But police later arrested them as well.  The least of the charges will be that it was a violation of the 6PM to 6AM curfew that exists across all of France to help fight the Covid-19 pandemic.  The police noted, “The event was in breach of the curfew, and there were also problems with masks and social distancing.”  You might say.  I’m not sure how you can get it on with multiple people while wearing masks and keeping your social distance.  Well, maybe a dental dam?  But that’s not too romantic, nor effective, no matter how long you can hold your breath.

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ROMANCE IS OFFICIALLY DEAD, AS WAREHOUSE ORGY EXPOSES TAWDRY PARISIAN CULTURE

The police raided the warehouse orgy three hours into the day’s curfew at 9PM.  This came just as France considers yet another lockdown, a 3rd for the pandemic.  France is currently hit with over 20,000 new Covid infections each day.  All of those arrested will have to pay fines.  But the ancient city of romance has taken a black eye on this one.  A warehouse orgy?  Shoot, that doesn’t even have a decent view of the Eiffel Tower!  But take note, you horny people out there.  Take care and have sex in small numbers, hopefully only with a plus one.  Otherwise, the police just may come and bust you as you get it ah, ah, aaaahn.

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