Prison Time for Oregon Man Sexually Assaulting Horse, Of Course

OREGON MAN GETTING PRISON TIME FOR SEXUALLY ASSAULTING A POOR HORSE

So what the hell is going on with bestiality these days? Is this something that always happens, no matter what? Or is the US experiencing a resurgence, as it were, for the illegal brand of animal husbandry? It really seems to be only ever few weeks that there’s another headline about this. But this time it’s from the otherwise lovely state of Oregon. The Oregon man is Kenneth Duyck and he’s getting 20 months of prison time for sexually assaulting a horse. So if you get busted for banging a horse, you get prison time, of course.

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VETERINARIAN TOOK SAMPLES FOUND INSIDE OF RAPED HORSE

So how did this come to light? A local stable owner found that someone had sexually assaulted a horse in her barn. She immediately contacted the Washington County Sheriff’s Office and they started an investigation. The chain of events is disgusting to even write about. The stable owner’s daughter happens to be a veterinarian. So she examined the horse and “took samples of fluid found inside the animal.” So much for safe bestiality!

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COPS FOUND SUSPECT SLEEPING IN STOLEN CAR, WILL UNDERGO SEX OFFENDER AND MENTAL HEALTH TREATMENT PLANS AFTER PRISON

Police identified Duyck as a suspect and found him at a nearby Walmart. He was sleeping in a stolen car. Duyck, for his part, admitted to entering the stable with no one’s permission. But he said all he did was touch the horse’s tail. Of course. But then the idiot agreed to giving a DNA sample. And of course his DNA matched that of the fluid the veterinarian found inside the horse. So unsurprisingly, Duyck will have to have two years of supervision after his 20-month stint behind bars. He’ll also have to go thru the sex offender and mental health treatment plans.

Yuck. That’s one scary looking Oregon man.