OMEROSA BAD-MOUTHS TRUMP ON CELEB BIG BROTHER AND IT’S HILARIOUS
Omerosa is making everyone in the Celebrity Big Brother house sad as she talks about everything she “knows.” I remember the old Omerosa, the “The Apprentice” Omerosa. The girl who would talk shit about anybody, lie about, and then cry on national TV. She was clearly the worst human being of all time, but that made her especially poised to take on a position in this current White House.
OMEROSA HAS A CAREER AS A LYING CRAZY FREAKSHOW
She was quickly appointed to some role that would allow her to continue going on television and lying, and for a while things were going well for ‘ole Omerosa. She was back with her big bud, her fucked-up father-figure, Donald Trump; she could say literally whatever she wanted and they could say they had a black friend.
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WE CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER WHEN OR WHY SHE WAS FIRED BY TRUMP
Unfortunately, her time in the White House was cut short when she showed everyone, again, that she was completely nuts. No one can accurately remembers when she was shown the door because such crazy shit happens every day now that we have all lost track of dates, times, our left shoe…
OMEROSA LANDS ON NEW REALITY TV SHOW TO SPEW NEW CRAZINESS
But where has she resurfaced? Where is hell for formerly famous but never-quite-interesting people? Celebrity Big Brother, of course! Omerosa is back and she is talking a hell of a lot of shit about her former bosses.
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SHE’S GOING OFF ON TRUMP AND THIS CRAZY ADMINISTRATION
She has said that Pence would be a way worse president than Trump (happen to agree), that she’s “seen the plans” and deportations are going to ramp up significantly in the future (not a surprise), and that leaving the White House felt like getting freed off of a plantation.
SAYS GETTING FIRED LIKE GETTING FREED FROM A PLANTATION
YIKES! I mean this is hilarious, but can you imagine any White House staffer of the past going on a crap television show to talk shit about the president? We have sunk so low that this is now considered entertainment, and Omerosa is considered not only a political figure, but a celebrity. That’s the reality, folks.