OHIO IDIOT HIDES GUN IN BROILER, BUT GIRLFRIEND TURNED OVEN ON
Gun safety is important. That’s because guns filled with bullets can kill people. One Ohio idiot, Robin Garlock, decided to hide his gun in the oven broiler from his visiting kids. But Robin failed to mention this to his girlfriend. Aside from how bad an idea it is to hide a gun in a broiler, guess how bad that idea was after the girlfriend turned the oven on to do some baking? You guessed it. The heat was on and the gun started firing bullets. At first they thought the shots were from outside. But the gun was firing in the oven, spinning around from the shots.
DON’T HIDE GUNS FROM KIDS WHERE THEY CAN CATCH ON FIRE
The girlfriend called for Robin because, well, there was a gun shooting bullets in the oven. Garlock immediately went to fix the situation, forgetting to use an oven mitt. So he got quite the burn. He was also shot twice. Despite the fact that he was severely injured, Robin is doing ok. No one else was injured. Warren Police Detective Wayne Mackey said the oven was just too hot to have a gun in there. That seems to be pretty solid advice. I’m so glad I know now!
POLICE TELL MEDIA NOT TO STORE YOUR GUN WHERE IT’S HOT, THANKS!
Mackey told media, “Don’t store your guns anywhere that’s hot. Don’t put your gun in an appliance. They make things for that and an oven is not one of the things.” Isn’t gun safety fun? The police weren’t sure what to believe at first brush. It’s just not that believable a story, hiding a gun in a broiler. But their investigation confirmed that this could indeed have been a case of a Darwin Award, where someone removed themselves from the gene pool from being stupid. The stove had bullet holes in it. But the gun had obviously been on fire too. Maybe that’s why it fired? It was on fire? Do they tell you in gun safety class not to do this? But no one told this Ohio idiot.