Gotta love snugglin’. And healthcare. Put the two together and what do you have? Obama’s quite ridiculous new ad campaign for Obamacare. Perhaps the single worst one of these is the beswaddled hipster, clad in flannel pajamas and sitting there drinking what may or may not be hot chocolate with a smug look on his face.
Now, the editor said I have to get to between 400-500 words on this. I’m assuming that since it is close to Christmas he has a heart and a sense of humor. So here’s 250 of them:
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If you want to get people to sign up for (PERFECTLY AWESOME) health care, don’t make the literal poster child/man/boy/whatever-he-is of your campaign one of the most face-punchable people in existence.
Sorry, Barack, but this sh*t right here is a big swing and a miss. This is people’s lives you’re talking about, not some bespectacled baby-man sippin’ cocoa by a fire. For Christ’s sake. This is health care, not Degrassi.
If you want to be taken seriously, take yourself seriously. Did the guy who thought up the “Hope” and “Change” thing leave to go work at Wieden+Kennedy or something?
