NYPD DETECTIVE BUSTED FOR BODY CAM VID OF HIS TESTICLES
You’ve got to have balls to be on the job. The job, of course, referring to being a cop. But that’s especially true for the NYPD. And no, this isn’t a sexist remark. It’s metaphorical. But for those who actually Boys in Blue, it might be better to keep those literal balls under wraps. Otherwise, you’ll get in trouble with the Brass… balls. But one NYPD office is in hot water. The New York City Police Department suspended a detective for a really poor choice. He made a 32-second recording of his testicles using a body cam. It was a prank that went sideways. It didn’t roll well, to say the least. No one is happy.
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Sources from NYPD and internal department documents show that one Detective Specialist Raymond Williams ended up with his pants down. He works out of the 79th Precinct. A woman staff person at New York City’s Legal Bureau was reviewing recordings and got an eyeful. But it’s an unprecedented hairy scary situation. The Detective worked as a neighborhood coordination officer. That means the balls out officer was responsible for liaising between community members and the department. But at least it was a prank, if a prank gone all wrong. So what could he have been thinking?
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Williams had grabbed another neighborhood coordination officer’s body cam when he went to the bathroom. It belonged to officer Michael Devonish. Police documents say that last October, Williams “took possession of another member of the service’s department issued body camera and recorded a 32-second second video consisting of him intentionally exposing his testicles while in the 79 Precinct Special Operations Office.” The video shows Williams naked ass and his testicles. He even rubbed his member, according to people who saw the video. Look ma, no hands, isn’t really gonna cut it here.