NAKED MAN STUCK IN CHIMNEY WAS NOT SANTA
Are you afraid of random sounds that you hear at night? Do things that go bump in the night freak you out? Maybe they should. What would you do if you started hearing a scary voice in the middle of the night? It says, “Get out of here.” Seriously, what would you do? For the Sapp family, that wasn’t a joke. But the Sapps weren’t crazy. There was a voice speaking to them at 1 AM. Not Santa like at all. It was a naked man stuck in the chimney!
HUSBAND AND WIFE JOKING ABOUT HEARING GHOST
Brad Sapp lives with his wife Carrie in Carroll, Iowa. Brad really thought he was going crazy. But he was really hearing a scary voice late at night at their redemption center. “I honestly thought I was going crazy,” he told TheBlot. He was looking everywhere, trying to find the voice. His wife Carrie even teased him about hearing a ghost. But the truth was even more disturbing. Unfortunately for Carrie, she made the discovery a little later.
SCARY VOICE GHOST WAS NAKED MAN, BEGGING FOR HELP
9 hours after teasing her husband, Carrie heard a man yelling for help. He was calling from the chimney! First Carrie thought the voice was her husband, Brad. Not understanding what the voice said before, Carrie heard again, “I’m in the chimney!” Police later identified the man as Jordan Kajewski, 29 years-old. But Kajewski wasn’t just stuck in their chimney, he was completely naked!
MAN WAS “PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK,” NAKED
Kajewski claimed he fell into the chimney in the middle of playing hide and seek. For some reason, the Sapps weren’t believing it. Seriously, who plays hide and seek naked and falls into a chimney? Not Santa, that’s for sure. But Kajewski claims he was that naked man. Regardless, Brad accused him of trying to break into the redemption center. But the Sapps called 911 anyway. Rescue workers arrived at the scene and freed the naked man from the chimney.
NOT SANTA BUSTED WITH TRESPASSING, BULLSHIT STORY
Obviously, police arrested Kajewski for trespassing. Oddly, Kajewski had clothes with him in the chimney. But there was no room in the shaft to take them off. Likely, Kajewski stripped naked first. But taking his clothes off didn’t keep him from getting stuck. Kajewski had come into the redemption center looking for a job before. But Sapp wasn’t hiring.
So be careful this holiday season! If you leave cookies and milk out for Santa, make sure you don’t get a naked guy stuck in the chimney instead! If you find a naked man in the chimney, you can bet it’s not Santa. But keep an ear out for a scary voice anyway.