FORMER PORN STAR LANA RHOADES HAS A BABY, SO WHICH DEADBEAT NBA STAR KNOCKER HER UP?
Professional athletes have all sorts of lifestyle fun. But with that fun there are often issues as well. And speaking of issues, in the Biblical sense, we come to former porn star, Lana Rhoades. Rhoades recently had a baby. Congratulations, by the way! He looks to be a healthy little tyke, as he should. But even more recently, Rhoades posted a little video on social media, blasting her son’s baby daddy for being the wrong kind of superstar. Well, we’re not really sure he’s a superstar. But we are sure he’s an NBA player, and that he knocked her up.
TWO LEADING CANDIDATES FOR NOT A LOVE CHILD DADDY ARE KEVIN DURANT, BLAKE GRIFFIN
Last year, when Rhoades announced she was pregnant, social media went red hot speculating who the father was. So far, Rhoades isn’t giving up the goods. But her recent social media post makes it clear he’s not only a deadbeat, he’s an assho1e. But as usual, sleuths on the internet have connected all the dots they could find to figure it out. So far, there are 2 strong possibilities: Blake Griffin and Kevin Durant. Considering how Rhoades says her baby’s daddy told her to go F herself when she told him she was pregnant, it’s sure to be an image killer.
RHOADES HASN’T NAMED THE DADDY YET, BUT CLEARLY HAS A STRATEGY IN PLAY BESIDES SHAME
But to be fair, we don’t yet know if this speculation is accurate. But considering Rhoades marketing skills here, there is sure to be more info on the way. Well, unless of course the baby daddy NBA player takes steps in the form of massive child support to make the story go away. Think lifetime child support in one quick, massive payment. Lana Rhoades did date a player on the Brooklyn Nets around the time of conception and his star sign is a Libra. And, well, the only Libra who played for the Nets at the time was Kevin Durant. Why did he want to be traded, again?
But if the baby daddy is Kevin Durant or Blake Griffin, I’m going with the latter just from the little we can see of the baby’s face and shoulders. Now, if I already had my family business taken care of and I had millions to spare, I think getting the old snip snip to be a good idea. You know, considering the lifestyle…