WOMAN OFFERING NAKED CLEANING SERVICE SAYS HER BUSINESS IS BOOMING
So what is this? Well, entrepreneurialism at its most obvious. Younger people today may not know, but back in the day bikini (or even topless!) carwashes were a big thing. And yes, they are still around today. With masks. But what young people definitely do know, is the porn meme of the hot, scantily clad maid doing housework. But sure, there’s home cleaning maids and hotel ones. Regardless, what we have here is a woman, Nikki Belton, who considered her assets and decided to market them. That’s right, a naked cleaning service! She says it makes clients happy in these dreary lockdown, Covid days. And business is booming.
YOU MAY NOT WANT A NAKED CLEANING SERVICE, BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE CLEARLY DO
So do you think this is icky? Or tacky? Well, it kind of doesn’t matter. Men (and women!) willing to pay a bit more to ogle an attractive young woman cleaning their home is pretty much harmless. And when it comes to the sexualizing of, like, everything, this is pretty tame. But why shouldn’t Nikki Belton branch out while cleaning in? And that’s exactly what she’s doing. She owns a company with the name, The Naked Cleaning Company. And no, she doesn’t make sure the pipes are clean. Just everything you need her in your home.
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But Nikki keeps her branding lighthearted. She says the service she offers is even more important now, as it gives people some “happiness and fun” with all the stress of this Covid nightmare. But now that she’s allowed to offer her services again, she can’t keep up with all the people asking for her naked cleaning services. Unfortunately, she works in England and doesn’t make house calls across the pond. But for any entrepreneurial Americans out there who think they’re easy on the eyes, here are Nikki’s rates. So her services include vacuuming, cleaning surfaces and dusting. It’s about $90 an hour if she’s topless or in lingerie.
And for totally naked? That’s about $120 an hour. Hopefully, her rubber gloves and mask aren’t too distracting.