MIT LADY STUDENTS BREAK RECORD FOR LONGEST SAUSAGE IN A BUN TOSS
So normally, if you saw the keywords, MIT, lady, sausage, bun, students and toss, you’d pretty much assume you were in a porn site. I mean come on, that’s funny and fair. But this time those key words represent a new world’s record according to Guinness. Yet I have to admit, this particular world’s record was not on my radar. Like, at all. I’ve heard of tossing a hot dog down a hallway. But I had no idea people, uh, measured such things. And here we are today with two MIT lady students who saw fit to go on and break a record involving how far you can throw a sausage and/in a bun. And sure enough, she gone went and did it.
DYNAMIC MIT LADY DUO GO THE DISTANCE WITH SAUSAGE IN A BUN
So the sausage in a bun record holder(s) is none other than Amber VanHemel and her partner, Phoebe Li. The old world record for distance was 32.106 meters. So how did Amber and Phoebe do? 36.9 meters! So the ladies seem to have padded their new world’s record title just a bit. But will this start a new (strongest) arm’s race as to who can throw a sausage in a bun the furthest? I mean, come on! Kids these days. Well, shoot, I’d throw down myself on that one, back in my college days. But I’m a dude. So maybe I’d want some distance from my public…. Sausage distance achievement.
MIT GALS HAVE A LEG UP FROM SOFTBALL TEAM EXPERIENCE, TAKE THE SAUSAGE FARTHER
But it’ fair to note that Amber and Phoebe are both members, don’t you know, of the MIT softball team. So it’s hard to refrain from some more inappropriate word fun. Especially since this is a story of how two undergrad ladies totally tag teamed a sausage in public. I mean, totally underhanded, too. And let us not forget that the sausage only accomplished its mean feet in the eyes of the world, wrapped in a bun. I’d turn the other cheek, myself. But I don’t want to get slapped by an underhanded sausage bun.