THERE’S NOW A SUBREDDIT DEDICATED TO PENISES SHOWING UP MILDLY IN PUBLIC, AND IT’S GREAT
Remember that time you realized you were wasting too much time browsing the internet, looking at random things? And no, now is not one of those times. But stay with me before you delve into what I’m going to talk about. Because there won’t be enough coffee in the morning if you do. Reddit gives people a LOT to talk about. Or, maybe, a lot to read about what everyone else is talking about. It all depends on the subreddit. But this particular subreddit is too good to be true. It’s literally about penises showing up mildly in public.
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PENISES SHOWING UP MILDLY IN PUBLIC INCLUDE ART, FOOD, GIFS, PUNS, AND THEY ARE ALL PENISES
While that doesn’t particularly roll off the tongue, it is enticing. And no, that’s not a leading statement. You’ve got the words penises, mildly, up and public. Just there, you’ve got puns, instant presumptions and, most importantly, penises. Well, presumably penises. But really, not actually penises. It’s about all things that could be phallic. Some are really, really phallic. But others are actually really interesting. That’s why this is a dangerous, um, rabbit hole to do down. You’ve got interesting, weird, sophomoric and “what the hell!?” Now, that’s inclusive if anything is. And it’s about penises. Sort of.
WHO KNEW MILDLY APPEARING PENISES IN PUBLIC COULD BE SO INTERESTING AND FUNNY?
And, of course, there are Redditors on the page who make the effort to post interesting things, and write about even more. So yes, it’s a page about penises showing up mildly in public that’s actually a community. Ain’t the internet an amazing thing? Amazing, but addictive. Besides the rabbit hole, you can go down so many other paths, just by association! So there are gifs, videos, pictures, and more. And they all involve penises. Sort of. I just did another shallow dive and realized there were at least 5 different things I wanted to look up in just the 10 most recent postings.
Oh, and there’s some brilliant artistically licensed misuse of a Disney icon with penises. And, to be fair, I’m going to call Pause on myself. Where dreams come true, indeed.