Men: Eat Your Nuts! You’ll Have Better Sex

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Men: Eat Your Nuts! You’ll Have Better Sex

NUTS: IF YOU EAT THEM, YOU WILL COME (MORE)

So ok, maybe that title could be a little misleading to people prone to having dirty minds.  But in a certain sense, it does mean that all men should try to be nut jobs, of a sort.  But in all seriousness, there is some important news regarding eating nuts and a better sex life.  So yes, men: eat your nuts.  No, not those.  Mixed, raw nuts.  Think peanuts, walnuts, pecans, pistachios, macadamia, etc.  But why?  Well, you’ll end up having better sex if you do.  No, really, it’s true!

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SO IF MEN EAT MIXED NUTS, THEY COULD HAVE A BETTER SEX LIFE IN GENERAL

There was a research project, Fertinuts. And yes, it does seem like a good name, considering.  But Fertinuts discovered that men who eat a lot of nuts have better, bigger orgasms.  Eating nuts also increases libido.  But there is a major caveat here.  The study was not conclusive based on the numbers; it was dependent on participants’ voluntary self-reporting after the fact.  And there’s the fact that one of the researchers is an unpaid advisor to the INC.  AKA, the International Nut and Dried Fruit Council.  So sure, there may be a conflict of interest.  And, it may have been a placebo affect.

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OTHER STUDIES SHOW NUTS HELP MEN GET IT UP TO GET IT ON

But don’t lose all hope, you ardent(?) nut jobs.  Because there was also a recent clinical study that consuming 100 grams of pistachios for three weeks totally helped men with pre-existing erectile dysfunction.  But even more?  Another study found that eating nuts helped men’s sperm function, quality and quantity.  So pistachio ice cream definitely seems to be an easy sell.  But besides, eating nuts has all sorts of other health benefits.  So what the hell?  Go grab yourself some variety of nuts and chow down to get down and dirty.  You’ll be better, (not) faster, and longer.

But for fellas with diverticulitis, I really don’t know what to tell you.  It’s a downer.

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