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Conor McGregor Sucker Punches Old Man in Dublin Bar

PROFESSIONAL MMA FIGHTER CONOR MCGREGOR SUCKER PUNCHES OLD MAN IN IRISH PUB Ok.  So we have to begin in a forthright manner.  But that means I have to say that Conor McGregor is a piece of shit.  As a human being, he’s clearly got just a few things missing.  Sure, he’s a MMA fighter.  So […] More

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Chernobyl Vodka, Anyone? Atomik Is Made From Nearby Grown Grain

NEW ATOMIK VODKA, COMING SOON FROM THE CHERNOBYL EXCLUSION ZONE? So who doesn’t like vodka?  Please, everyone loves vodka.  Ice cold, straight up or mixed with pretty much anything you can imagine.  We’ve all been there and we’ve all done that (mix, remix, repeat).  But what about drinking vodka made from grain that grew in […] More

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61-Year-Old Florida Woman, Nearly Toothless, Bites Burglar

NEARLY TOOTHLESS ELDERLY FLORIDA WOMAN BITES BURGLAR AND MAKES HER ESCAPE So I know that aging comes with a lot of challenges.  But for some, that means you don’t have all of your teeth anymore.  And that was and is certainly true for the 61-year-old Florida woman who had to defend herself from a burglar […] More

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Samsung Kills Headphone Jack After Trolling Apple

AFTER TROLLING APPLE WITH ADS FOR KILLING THE IPHONE, SAMSUNG FOLLOWS SUIT So do you remember when Samsung had that funny ass ad campaign, when they were trolling Apple?  Sure you do.  It was just after Apple announced they were getting rid of the headphone jack on the iPhone 7 back in 2016.  Apple’s move […] More

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Elderly Woman Gets Jail Time for Feeding Stray Cats

OHIO SENTENCES ELDERLY WOMAN WITH JAIL TIME FOR FEEDING STARVING CATS So this is what the world of justice in the United States has come to?  There’s a 79-year-old woman from Garfield Heights, Ohio, who doesn’t’ like seeing stray cats starve.  So what does she do?  She feeds them.  But that, evidently, is a crime […] More

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Trump Admin to Authorize Cyanide Bombs to Kill Wild Hogs

TRUMP ADMIN, EPA AUTHORIZE USE OF CYANIDE BOMBS TO KILL WILD HOGS News these days is hog wild.  And I mean that.  But what about wild hogs?  They can be some mean sons of bitches.  You don’t want to mess with them, like ever.  But they do have to be dealt with.  Currently, there’s a […] More

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Baker Makes Bread From 4,500-Year-Old Ancient Egyptian Yeast

UNLIKELY TRIO BRINGS BACK BREAD FROM EGYPT 4,500 YEARS AGO Life is amazing sometimes.  An unlikely trio formed into a team to bring back a piece of ancient Egyptian history.  “Father of the Xbox” Seamus Blackley, the microbiologist Richard Bowman and Serena Love (Egyptologist!) worked together to bake bread from the long ago past.  So […] More

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12.5 Billion Tons of Ice Fall From Greenland Into Sea in Single Day

GREENLAND LOSES 12.5 BILLION TONS OF ICE IN A SINGLE DAY, THE WORLD HAS CHANGED Good Lord, we’re so screwed and can’t get the sand out of our ears.  Keeping track of melting ice in key areas has scientists tearing out their hair.  Every year, it just seems to be hotter and hotter and… you […] More

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Apple Screws iPhone Owners Who Want to Replace Their Battery

IF YOU OWN AN IPHONE, APPLE JUST SCREWED YOU (AND ME) AGAIN BECAUSE BATTERIES Really, Apple?  Do you have to suck so much?  Well, evidently you do.  But seriously Apple, it’s like you just can’t help yourself.  Didn’t you learn anything when people called you out for slowing down their older iPhones in the name […] More

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No More of the OA, As Netflix Cancels Possible Season 3?

NEFLIX SHITS THE BED, BETRAYS THEIR SMARTEST GEEK FANS, BY CANCELLING SEASON 3 OF THE OA So what the fucking hell!  Netflix has cancelled The OA?  There will be no season 3?  There will be no conclusion to the story line they hooked us on for two seasons already?  What the fucking hell!?  Yes, I […] More

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Philly’s 76er Ben Simmons Racially Profiled at Casino Down Under?

WAS 76ER BEN SIMMONS RACIALLY PROFILED AT THE CROWN CASINO BACK HOME? So this is a bit odd.  We don’t hear too much about this kind of thing from Down Under, not to say it never happens.  But when a star like Philly’s 76er Ben Simmons raises the alarm, people listen.  So what happened?  Well, […] More

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1993 Nobel Winner and Writer Toni Morrison Has Died

LITERARY GIANT TONI MORRISON DIES IN NEW YORK CITY AT THE AGE OF 88 So this is incredibly sad news.  Toni Morrison died this past Monday in a Hospital in New York City at the age of 88.  So far, her representatives haven’t identified the cause of death.  Morrison won the Nobel in 1993.  She […] More

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Woman Files For Divorce, Husband Laces Her Coffee With Sleeping Pills

AFTER WIFE FILES FOR DIVORCE, HER HUSBAND LACES HER COFFEE WITH SLEEPING PILLS Relationships are hard.  But marriage is even harder.  While this article isn’t about those challenges, it is about what happened with one couple after the woman filed for divorce from her husband.  Her name is Therese Kozlowsk and she lived with her […] More

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Brazilian Drug Lord Attempts Prison Escape Disguised as Daughter

BRAZILIAN DRUG LORD ATTEMPTS PRISON ESCAPE DISGUISED AS HIS DAUGHTER His name is Clauvino da Silva and he is an imprisoned drug lord in Brazil.  And yes, that is the perfect drug lord’s name, isn’t it?  Anyway, da Silva doesn’t like being in prison.  A normal prison escape seemed impossible, so the Brazilian drug lord […] More

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A Hidden Asteroid Almost Hit Us A Week Ago Like, Close

WHAT!? AN ASTEROID ALMOST HIT THE EARTH LAST WEEK? So who knew the world almost ended a couple weeks ago?  And no, that’s not semantics.  But yes, it’s like saying if that baseball bat had hit you, it would have hurt.  Good thing it didn’t!  But seriously, a hidden asteroid drifted by the Earth a […] More

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There May Soon Be An Available Cure for Eye Floaters

THERE COULD FINALLY BE A CURE FOR THOSE PESKY FLOATERS MESSING UP YOUR VISION So do you have floaters?  And for you mobster enforcers out there, no, I don’t mean that.  But I do mean eye floaters.  If you are in your 20’s you may not have a fucking clue what I’m talking about.  But […] More

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EEK! 40% of American Adults Believe God Created Humans 10,000 Years Ago

HOLY CRAP, BATMAN! 40% OF AMERICANS BELIEVE GOD CREATED MAN 10,000 YEARS AGO! So polls are very interesting tools.  They can tell us all sorts of interesting information.  But sometimes polls aren’t structured very well.  I’m not sure if that applies in this case.  So what’s up?  Well, it’s not a Hallelujah moment, that’s for […] More

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Judge Orders Man to be Gagged, Then Gagging Video Destroyed

DEFENDANT WON’T SHUT UP, JUDGE GETS PISSED AND ORDERS HIM GAGGED So we’ve all seen some crazy videos of crazy courtroom goings-on.  But this sounds like it’s a little bit unusual.  No, there was no overt violence and no injuries to speak of.  But there was some high drama.  This went down in a Lafayette […] More

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Boy With Jaw Pain Had 526 Extra Teeth in His Mouth

7-YEAR-OLD BOY COMPLAINING OF PAIN HAD 526 EXTRA TEETH IN HIS MOUTH So there is this 7-year-old boy in New Delhi, India, who had a very unusual problem.  He had some jaw pain, which isn’t too weird.  He had some swelling along with the pain, located near his molars along his lower, right jaw.  Ok, […] More

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Walmart Potato Pisser Woman Turns Herself in to Police

DRUNKEN WALMART WOMAN POTATO PISSER TURNS HERSELF IN TO POLICE So maybe you hadn’t heard.  But last week, a woman did the unthinkable at Walmart.  Well, ok, maybe unthinkable to all of us.  So what happened?  Well, a still unidentified woman went into a Pittsburgh area Walmart on the evening of July 24th.  The photo […] More

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Amazon Interviews Man, Doesn’t Hire Him, Uses His Pic on Jobs Page

AMAZON INTERVIEWS MAN YEARS AGO BUT DOESN’T HIRE HIM, BUT THEY USE HIS PICTURE ON THEIR JOBS PAGE? So it seems inevitable that stupid will happen as long as enough time goes by.  It doesn’t matter if a business or institution is totally stellar, either.  But why?  Because stupid happens.  But recently, there’s been a […] More

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Men: Eat Your Nuts! You’ll Have Better Sex

NUTS: IF YOU EAT THEM, YOU WILL COME (MORE) So ok, maybe that title could be a little misleading to people prone to having dirty minds.  But in a certain sense, it does mean that all men should try to be nut jobs, of a sort.  But in all seriousness, there is some important news […] More

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Woman Skips Bill At Sonic, Says God Will Pay

DON’T TAKE THE LORD’S NAME IN VAIN, AND DON’T SKIP OUT ON YOUR BILL So that’s a new one!  I’ve totally heard of people skipping out on their bills at restaurants.  Shoot, I’ve even seen people do it in several US cities.  But there was that one time the bartender caught up to them.  Anyway…  […] More

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Amazon Gave Local Cops Backdoor Access to Ring Surveillance Doorbells

SAY WHAT?  AMAZON MADE A PRIVATE DEAL WITH LOCAL POLICE TO SPY USING YOUR DOOR CAM? As Mr. Fenster once said, “What the faaa?”  This is seriously depressing news.  But I suppose we shouldn’t be too surprised.  Yet I am, somehow, with this news.  Retail giant Amazon has been making secret deals across the United […] More

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Baby Maureen Dowd Freaks Out for Being Called Elite, Says She’s a Normal Gal

PRINCESS MAUREEN DOWD DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH, ELITE PENS PIECE SHE’S JUST A NORMAL GAL Awwww.  Poor Maureen Dowd.  If you don’t know who she is, she’s a supposed regular gal who writes op-eds for the New York Times.  You know, the paper that pretends to be a regular liberal newspaper?  But alas, someone recently […] More

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It Sure Looks Like a Trump Impeachment Just Started In the House

SAY WHAT?  DID A TRUMP IMPEACHMENT JUST GET STARTED? Wowza.  So this is how it begins?  As Spock would say, fascinating.  Progressives in general and a seeming plurality of Democratic voters have been asking for this to begin for some time.  But for whatever reason, Democratic leaders like Nancy Pelosi have been…. reticent, to say […] More

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Spurs Fans Ecstatic as Tim Duncan Hired As Assistant Coach

TIM DUNCAN COMES OUT OF RETIREMENT, JUST HIRED AS SPURS ASSISTANT COACH So there goes the neighborhood!  Well, maybe not so much.  The Spurs bench has had some turnover of late.  But that’s nothing new.  Former Spurs assistant coaches now sit on NBA teams’s all over the league.  It’s part of  the Spurs mystique.  But […] More

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Dems on Trump: Follow Polls or Follow the Evidence?

WILL DEMS FOLLOW THE EVIDENCE, OR THE POLLS LEADERSHIP HIDES BEHIND? So Robert Mueller was finally in public, testifying before Congress this week.  But he had a very, VERY narrowly defined spread of what he was allowed to talk about.  Why?  Because Trump crony Bill Barr runs the DOJ.  But also, because Robert Mueller already […] More

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Sad News: Amazing Actor Rutger Hauer Passes Away at 75

AMAZING, WONDERFUL ACTOR RUTGER HAUER PASSES AWAY AT 75 YEARS So this has left me in a little bit of a funk.  I love Rutger Hauer.  He’s passed away at 75 years.   I think his body of work has so much variety that it still surprises me to consider it.  The first time I ever […] More

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Airline Has to Apologize After Tweeting Seats You Will Likely Not Die In

KLM AIRLINES TWEETS ABOUT WHICH SEATS YOU ARE LEAST LIKELY TO DIE IN, APOLOGIZE So what is it with social media and idiocy these days?  I mean sure, beyond stupid teens and angry toilet tweets late at night in Washington.  But what about businesses with major brands, reputations and relationships?  It seems no one is […] More

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Ex NASA Intern Buys Moon Landing Tapes at Auction, Sells for $1.82 M

FORMER NASA INTERN SCORES BIG, FLIPS $217.77 INTO $1.82 MILLION FOR MOON LANDING TAPES So we all like making great deals for ourselves.  Shoot, there are tv shows dedicated to people finding out if they already own hidden treasures.  Others show people buying storage units at auction with no idea what may be inside.  But […] More

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Seagulls Might Talk to Each Other Thru Eggshells As Embryos

SAY WHAT?  SEAGULL CHICKS CAN COMMUNICATE WITH EACH OTHER FROM ONE EGG TO ANOTHER? So much for human transcendence.  This possible finding even shocks the hell out of me.  And I want to believe the fantastic when and wherever possible.  “The truth is out there,” right?  Well now, the truth may just be in there.  […] More

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Police Arrest Duo in Car With Rattlesnake, Booze and Uranium Powder

POLICE ARREST OKLAHOMA COUPLE AT TRAFFIC STOP, FIND LIVE RATTLESNAKE, BOOZE, AND URANIUM POWDER So I know police end up seeing a lot of total weirdness when they pull people over on traffic stops.  But I’m pretty sure these cops had no idea what was in store for them when they pulled this duo over.  […] More

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Free Mueller Report, Accessible to All, With Idiot Proof Footnotes

NOW THERE’S A FREE ONLINE VERSION OF THE MUELLER REPORT, WITH LINKED REFERENCES FOR EVERYONE So here’s a painful dose of reality.  The vast majority of our elected officials in those other two branches of government, the Congress and the Senate, have not read the Mueller report.  Sure, that sounds pretty bad.  Hell, it is […] More

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Man From Bogota Busted in Spain With 1/2 Kilo of Coke Under Toupee

MAN LANDS IN SPAIN FROM BOGOTA, BUSTED WITH 1/2 KILO OF COKE UNDER HORRIBLE TOUPEE I really, really miss Miami Vice.  But even when Michael Mann plugged in a funny episode, he never did anything like this.  I mean, look at that picture!  It’s the kind of thing you would never expect to be real.  […] More

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DNC Tells Dem Candidates to Avoid FaceApp Because Russia

WHY IS THE DNC WARNING DEM PREZ CANDIDATES TO STAY AWAY FROM FACEAPP?  BECAUSE, RUSSIA So there goes the international neighborhood.  Again.  You may have heard about a new app with the name, FaceApp.  But if you haven’t, it does sound kind of cool.  Essentially, you take a picture of yourself and the app shows […] More

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Blasting Facebook Libra, Fake Crypto Fintech Expert Chris Brummer Defrauds Congress, Legendary Maxine Waters Duped

  FAKE FINTECH EXPERT CHRIS BRUMMER WITH DEGREE IN ‘GERMAN OPERA’ DEFRAUDS CONGRESS TESTIFYING ABOUT THE WEATHER So here is even more news involving the fake Fintech expert Chris Brummer, aka Dr. Bratwurst. Chris Brummer is the notoriously peevish Georgetown Law professor with an absurd degree in “German opera.” So what is it now? Well, […] More

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Chicago’s Humboldt Alligator, Chance, Finally Captured

EXPERT FINALLY CAPTURED CHICAGO’S HUMBOLDT PARK LAGOON ALLIGATOR So much for fiction.  Mostly we hear about alligators in the sewers.  You know, the urban legend.  But guess what was all too real this summer of 2019?  An alligator in Chicago, roaming around wild.  Sure, it seems too weird to be true.  But not only has […] More

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Doctor Says the Best Place at Home for Sex is Not the Bedroom

ENGLISH DOCTOR SAYS THE BEST PLACE FOR SEX AT HOME IS ACTUALLY NOT THE BEDROOM, SO WHERE? So this is new.  Most people want to be really great in the bedroom.  But one doctor who specialized in menopause and libido says the best place at home for sex isn’t the bedroom.  Sure, there are all […] More

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Tequila Lovers Must Beware of the Margarita Burn

MARGARITA LOVERS NEED A SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT MARGARITA BURN So I love tequila.  But I’m one of those people who thinks everyone should love tequila.  It’s pretty much the only liquor that isn’t really a depressant.  And I just love it.  Sipping tequilas and mezcals, margaritas, you name it.  There’s really nothing else like it.  […] More

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So What’s the Real Deal with Jeffrey Epstein, Child Sex Ringmaster?

WHAT’S WHAT WITH THIS JEFFREY EPSTEIN “BILLIONAIRE” CHILD SEX RINGMASTER? So what’s going on with this guy?  If you’ve been living under a rock, you don’t know.  But that’s kind of impossible to believe.  Jeffrey Epstein is a “billionaire” who literally ran an underaged sex ring of girls.  He had sex with the girls.  But […] More

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Pennsylvania GOP Chair Hustled, Resigns After Dick Pic Up

DID A WOMAN SET UP PENNSYLVANIA GOP CHAIR?  BECUASE HE’S TOAST So how in the world did I miss this news?  Did you know that the GOP Chair of the state of Pennsylvania resigned?  In late June?  I know, I know, there is so much crazy news out there that it’s easy to miss some, […] More

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Philadelphia Park Officials Install Noise Machines to Repel Kids

PHILADELPHIA PARK OFFICIALS DON’T LIKE KIDS THESE DAYS Young people these days.  Sometimes we can’t stand them.  But other times we’re hopeful for a future they may direct.  But in Philadelphia, some park officials don’t want kids these days seen or heard.  They just want them gone.  Well, from parks, at least.  So what’s the […] More

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Lone Star Tick Bites Can Cause Sudden Allergy to Red Meat

IF A LONE STAR TICK BITES YOU, YOU COULD DIE FROM EATING RED MEAT So what the hell else is new?  Well, how about this?  There’s a new tick in town, and he could change your life forever.  But no, we’re not talking about Lyme disease, though that still applies.  Its name is the Lone […] More

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LA Ice Cream Truck Owner Sick and Tired of Social Media Hookups

LA ICE CREAM TRUCK IS SO FED UP WITH HOOK UP REQUESTS HE’S VOWED TO CHARGE DOUBLE Ok, so it isn’t exactly what it sounds like.  So by hookups, what we’re talking about is freebies.  No, not that kind of freebie either.  We’re talking about free ice cream, free service and otherwise shit you should […] More

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Florida Asks Homeowners to Smash Iguana Skulls Whenever Possible

FLORIDA WANTS ITS HOMEOWNERS TO SMASH INVASIVE IGUANA SKULLS WHENEVER POSSIBLE So much for animal husbandry.  But I know, I know, this isn’t the usual circumstance.  The state of Florida his now home to several invasive species.  Each one is wreaking its own sort of havoc on ecosystems, properties and, of course, local species as […] More

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Anchorage, Alaska Bakes in New World Oven

NEW WORLD OVEN BAKES ANCHORAGE, ALASKA IN UNPRECEDENTED HEAT WAVE So global warming is real.  But I know that a lot of folks out there don’t believe it.  So much for the power of the obvious.  But what no one can ignore is the fact that we keep seeing new record after new record.  Sure, […] More

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United Loses Child, Charges Mom Extra $150

UNITED AIRLINES CHARGES MOM EXTRA $150 TO ENSURE SAFETY, PROMPTLY LOSES HER CHILD So I remember flying by myself years ago when I was a kid.  I was definitely a little nervous, if excited too.  But my parents were especially nervous.  Sure, this was a different era and it was a domestic trip.  But traveling […] More

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Air Force Plane Drops Training Bombs on Florida After Bird Strike

BIRD STRIKE CAUSES AIR FORCE PLANE TO DROP 3 TRAINING BOMBS ON FLORIDA So we’ve all heard about bird strikes, haven’t we?  You know, when a bird strikes a plane and causes all sorts of mayhem?  It usually involves a bird sucked into a jet engine, pretty much ending that engine mid-flight.  Remember that passenger […] More

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Christie’s Sells King Tut Sculpture for $6M Without Provenance

EGYPT SAYS IT’S STOLEN, CHRISTIE’S IT’S FINE, SELLS KING TUT SCULPTURE FOR $6M So I was always fascinated with ancient Egypt, the pharaohs, mummies and the whole bit.  I’ve been lucky enough to visit a lot of artifacts in several Western museums.  But I never thought about buying my very own piece of history.  So […] More

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Trump Copycats Biden, Vows to Cure Cancer at Crazy Florida Rally

JOE BIDEN CLAIMS HE’LL CURE CANCER IF ELECTED, TRUMP COPYCATS AND DIGS HOLE WAY DEEPER So I get it.  It’s election time.  No, it’s not November, 2020 already.  It’s early July, 2019.  So since we’re all pretty much fucked, that means we’re already in election season.  But that shouldn’t mean our politicians all need to […] More

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Supermodel Karlie Kloss Admits It’s Hard to Be Related to Trump

KARLIE KLOSS, LIBERAL SUPERMODEL, ADMITS HOW HARD IT IS BEING RELATED TO TRUMP So I’ve got to first admit I had no idea about supermodel Karlie Kloss.  It’s been some time since I was familiar with the various and sundry Victoria Secret Models.  Like, a Manot kind of time ago.  But despite recent headlines announcing […] More

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Straight Pride Organizers Receive Envelopes Full of Glitter, Call 911

STRAIGHT PRIDE MARCH ORGANIZERS GET SUSPICIOUS ENVELOPES, CALL 911, BECAUSE GLITTER Ok.  So here we go.  Did you hear about the Straight Pride event?  It’s a march that certain folks wanted to be a yuuuge success.  But that’s another story.  Essentially, it was a march to celebrate the pride of straight people.  Because straight people […] More

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Mysterious Canadian Leaves $100 Bills and Uplifting Notes

MYSTERIOUS CANADIAN LEAVES $100 BILLS AND UPLIFTING NOTES FOR ANYONE TO FIND So this is the kind of thing that should happen more often.  There’s some mysterious Canadian person who has been leaving $100 bills (Canadian) along with uplifting notes for anyone who finds them in New Glasgow, Nova Scotia.  But seriously, more of this […] More

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Users Lose Hair As Instagram, Facebook and Whatsapp Go Down

EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS AS FACEBOOK, WHATSAPP AND INSTAGRAM ALL GO DOWN Well, ok.  I didn’t include teens in the title.  But I’m sure if they could, they’d be losing some hair over this as well.  So what’s going on?  Well, if you use Instagram, Facebook or Whatsapp, you already know.  Whatsapp simply stopped working.  […] More

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Found Guilty of Fraud, Man Pours Acid on His Face Dies Weeks Later

GUILTY OF FRAUD, LONDON CONMAN SPLASHES OWN FACE WITH ACID AT SENTENCING So this is just a little bit weird.  His name is (was) Marc Marshall.  He admitted to a host of fraudulent check totaling about £135,000.  Ok, that’s not a new fraud scheme by any means.  But what is a little weird is how […] More

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Kyrie Irving Found the Earth is Actually Flat and Slipped off the Edge

KYRIE IS SUCH A DIVA, HE SLIPPED OFF THE EDGE OF HIS OWN FLAT EARTH So what is the deal with Kyrie Irving?  He’s a Wunderkid who sort of played for Duke University.  But he had an injury which cut his one year of college basketball really short.  Despite that, Kyrie was still the number […] More

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Meet Fake Fintech Expert Chris Brummer, Georgetown Law Con Artist Professor Has Degree in Germanic Studies, Zero in Tech or Finance

  MEET CHRIS BRUMMER, THE GEORGETOWN CON ARTIST, FAKE FINTECH CON ARTIST CHRIS BRUMMER, a creepy black dude from Arkansas with a lubricious background in “Germanic Studies” is an empty suit Georgetown Law Center professor notoriously known as the Georgetown Law “Dr. Bratwurst” is also a fake Fintech expert and a complete con artist, according […] More

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Amazon’s Good Omens Offends God Awful Freaks

STUPID GOD FREAKS, OR GOD AWFUL FREAKS, SAY AMAZON’S GOD AWFUL SHOW OFFENDS So as you may know there’s this new show on Amazon Prime.  It’s Good Omens and Amazon released the show in recent weeks.  What?  You don’t have Amazon Prime?  Ok.  It’s kind of like your Netflix account, just over on Amazon with […] More

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Jim Carrey Art Draws Fire From Alessandra Mussolini

ALESSANDRA MUSSOLINI GETS HOT AT JIM CARREY OVER POLITICAL DRAWING So what happened here?  Well, Jim Carrey has been doing some art in recent years.  But as you can guess, the uber-comic has done some… satire at the expense of both the living, and the dead.  This time, his target was the late Italian fascist […] More

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Farmer Amputates Own Leg With Pocket Knife to Escape Machine

NEBRASKA FARMER AMPUTATES HIS OWN LEG, USING A POCKET KNIFE So this guy takes the cake.  But he didn’t buy the farm.  His name is Kurt Kaser and he’s a farmer in Nebraska.  But as can happen on farms, one day he had an accident.  As he had done a thousand times before, Kaser was […] More

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In Colorado, Google Maps Shows How Human Lemmings Are Possible

GOOGLE MAPS MISDIRECTS DRIVERS INTO MUDDY ROAD IN A COLORADO FIELD So Google Maps has yet again taken us down the road that should not be travelled.  It’s a good reminder that an almost disaster is not quite a disaster.  But it’s also an even better reminder that Google Maps can all too easily create […] More

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Oregon Republicans Take MAGA Identity Another Giant Step

OREGON REPUBLICANS RUN FROM STATE, ALLY WITH DOMESTIC TERRORISTS So what the hell is going on in Oregon these days?  Well, a lot.  And when it comes to the Oregon GOP, it’s actually a lot of pretty scary stuff.  So what’s happening?  Well, there’s a Democratic majority in the Oregon legislature as well as a […] More

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Health Insurance Plays Shell Game to Deny Mental Health Coverage

MAJOR HEALTH INSURANCE PLAY SHELL GAME WITH MENTAL HEALTH COVERAGE FOR BIGGER PROFITS So this isn’t something I’ve run into myself.  Well, so far.  But I sure have run into other things that are enough to make a saint lose their minds in frustration.  And that’s a common experience for almost every American who deals […] More

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Minneapolis Lady Cop Sues Male Cops for Spying, Wins Big

AUTHORITIES AS STALKERS ENDS AS MINNEAPOLIS LADY COP SUES AND WINS BIG So you know how police have access to all sorts of databases on pretty much everyone that exists?  Well, maybe there is some differentiation from state to state.  But many states also coordinate, and make all their citizens’ info available to anyone with […] More

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Mississippi Hasn’t Elected an African-American in 129 Years

NOT A SINGLE AFRICAN-AMERICAN HAS WON STATEWIDE OFFICE IN MISSISSIPPI IN 129 YEARS, HOW? So what’s the deal with Mississippi?  My first memory of the state was, well, learning how to spell the state’s name.  It was kinda fun, to be honest.  But just a few decades later, I’m still yet to have ever been […] More

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Cleveland Couple Renovate Basement, Find Cache of Cash

CLEVELAND COUPLE THRILLED TO DISCOVER CACHE OF CASH WHEN THEY RENOVATE BASEMENT So I’ve never had the opportunity to buy a house, fix it up and then maybe flip it down the line for more money.  But for one Cleveland couple, they stumbled onto money, literally, as they went to renovate their basement.  The house […] More

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For Men, Post Nut Clarity Offers After Sex Epiphanies

POST-NUT CLARITY IS A REAL THING, AND THIS AFTER SEX MINDSET CAN PROVIDE MEN LIFE CHANGING EPIPHANIES So sex offers everyone the same things.  But not, necessarily, all the same things all the time.  So sure, sex is good for you.  Even very good for you.  It’s amazing at helping manage stress, anxiety and is […] More

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Organized Crime Regularly Targets Avocado Farmers, Making Guac $$$

WHO KNEW THAT ORGANIZED CRIME GANGS CONSTANTLY STEAL FROM AVOCADO FARMERS? So here we thought it was just an avocado shortage that could make guacamole expensive.  That was certainly true, to some degree, for the most recent Super Bowl extravaganza.  But there are more market forces that can make avocados more expensive.  But I would […] More

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Notre Dame’s First Mass Since Fire Requires Hardhats

NOTRE DAME HAS FIRST MASS SINCE DEVASTATING FIRE, BUT WITH HARDHATS So we all heard about the devastating fire at Notre Dame, right?  That’s the iconic and beautiful cathedral in Paris, France.  At a minimum, you’ve at least heard of the Hunchback of Notre Dame.  Well, that’s where it is, though the hunchback is a […] More

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Austin Couple Busted for Public Sex Claimed Ignorance of Law

AUSTIN COUPLE SAYS THEY HAVE NO IDEA PUBLIC SEX WAS AGAINST THE LAW So who doesn’t like to have sex?  And if you’re a contrarian, I beg you not to be in denial.  Absolutely everyone likes to have sex.  But a PDA is one thing.  Having full on intercourse is quite another.  Sure, I’ve heard […] More

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Tragedy As Tree That Inspired Dr. Seuss The Lorax is Dead

MONTEREY CYPRESS TREE THAT INSPIRED THE LORAX BY DR. SEUSS IS NO MORE So this is some seriously sad news.  Of course, everyone knows who Dr. Seuss is.  So too, pretty much everyone has at least heard of his children’s book, The Lorax, from 1971.  But like so much of his stories, they remain timeless […] More

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Samsung Sells Out, Tells TV Owners to Check for Malware

SAMSUNG TWEETS ADVICE TO ALL TV OWNERS THEY SHOULD REGULARLY SCAN FOR MALWARE Ok, I thought I liked Samsung.  But it seems Samsung sucks the major consumer booty like all the rest of the big tech companies out there.  Why?  Well, instead of protecting consumers who buy a Samsung TV, Samsung has simply issued some […] More

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New York State to Finally Legalize Marijuana This Week?

WILL THE EMPIRE STATE OF NEW YORK FINALLY, AT LONG LAST, LEGALIZE MARIJUANA? So as you know, many US states have made the move to legalize marijuana for personal use.  NY already enjoys some legal protections.  So for instance, if you have an ounce of weed in your possession, the State will no longer prosecute […] More

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Racist Jew Hater Says Meatless Burgers Are the Work of Satan

“CHRISTIAN” MEDIA PERSONALITY SAYS MEATLESS BURGERS WILL CHANGE YOUR DNA, ARE THE WORK OF SATAN So he said what?  Sometimes, I really don’t know about people.  Yet this is a special case.  But sure, moralizing Bible Thumpers always seem to say some crazy shit when it comes to conservative social mores.  But meatless burgers?  Say […] More

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Man Sends Saloon Amputated Toes As Cocktail Ingredient, Sourtoe

SOURTOE COCKTAIL INCLUDES ACTUAL HUMAN TOE, SO MAN SENDS HOTEL HIS AMPUTATED TOES So I don’t know about you.  But sometimes, I think people go a little too far when it comes to their mixology.  And no, I’m not talking about mixtapes, though maybe those are a thing of the past.  So what am I […] More

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NYPD Busts 46 Ice Cream Trucks in Operation Meltdown Sting

NYC MAYOR ANNOUNCES OPERATION MELTDOWN, AS NYPD SEIZES 46 ICE CREAM TRUCKS Uh, oh.  Nothing is sacred anymore!  Not even ice cream trucks in New York City.  So what possibly could have happened?  Well, you could say it was organized collusion.  But this isn’t a story about the Beltway, at all.  NYPD had to create […] More

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Woman Photos Alligator in Texas Lake With Knife Stuck in Head

TEXAS WOMAN TAKES PHOTOS OF LAKE ALLIGATOR WITH STEAK KNIFE STUCK IN ITS HEAD Sometimes, I really wonder about humanity.  This story is from the Houston, Texas area and it’s a disturbing doozie.  A local woman, Erin Weaver, was on her normal daily walk near her home when she spotted the strange sight.  There was […] More

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Three More Cases of Brain Burrowing Parasitic Worms in Hawaii

NEW REPORTS OUT THAT HAWAII HAS THREE MORE CASES OF BRAIN BURROWING PARASITIC WORMS So this keeps getting more and more disgusting.  I really don’t know what is wrong with people these days.  So if you didn’t already know better, please don’t eat any snails and slugs in Hawaii.  But no, I don’t mean in […] More

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Who Benefits From Attacking Two Oil Tankers in Middle East?

WHO REALLY BENEFITS FROM ATTACKING TWO OIL TANKERS IN THE MIDDLE EAST?  IT’S NOT IRAN So this is really NOT good news.  If you haven’t heard already, someone attacked two oil tankers headed for delivery in Japan.  Torpedoes means state actors.  That means a country has engaged in official high seas terrorism, right now.  Immediately, […] More

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Large Majority of Facebook Investors Vote to Fire Zuckerberg

68% IS A LARGE MAJORITY OF FACEBOOK INVESTORS, AND THEY WANT TO FIRE MARK ZUCKERBERG Ah, if only Democracy really worked in large corporations.  So sure, shareholder do get a bit of a say.  But most large corporations are run by their boards of directors and the people at the top, like Mark Zuckerberg at […] More

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Oakland Legalizes Organic Trips, Shrooms, Peyote and More

OAKLAND LEGALIZES SHROOMS, PEYOTE AND MORE, OH MY! Well, hell.  Do I have to become a Raiders fan, now?  Because being a Raiders fan is a serious trip.  But now, Oakland is going all in with real, organic trips.  How?  The city is legalizing organic psychoactives like shrooms, peyote and “entheogenic plants” overall.  So say […] More

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Kevin Durant Injury Will Affect the Entire NBA for Years to Come

KEVIN DURANT ACHILLES INJURY WILL RESHAPE ALL OF THE NBA FOR YEARS TO COME So if you’re an NBA fan, you already know about the Kevin Durant injury.  Well, the latest one.  But it’s devastating, no matter what we know now.  And more information will come out all too soon.  So what happened?  Durant came […] More

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Ohio Residents Shocked To Find Their Water is Purple

NOT MICHIGAN THIS TIME, OHIO RESIDENTS SHOCKED TO SEE THEIR TAP WATER IS PURPLE So what else is new?  How about purple water?  But no, this isn’t an update from Flint, Michigan.  Instead, we now have residents of Ohio who are shocked to turn on their faucets and find purple water pouring out.  And no, […] More

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Too Big to Move, Colorado Landslide Boulder to Be Landmark

GIANT BOULDER THAT DESTROYED HIGHWAY TO BE COLORADO LANDMARK So what do you do when an 8.5 million pound boulder falls into, and demolishes, a mountain highway?  Well, in this case the boulder is just so damn big, the answer is pretty much nothing.  So as you can see from the picture, that’s one damn […] More

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Megachurch Televangelist Needs His Biblical Private Jet

THIS TELEVANGELIST REALLY NEEDS HIS BIBLICAL PRIVATE JET FOR GOD’S WORK So much for heaven can wait.  If you’re a loaded, rich in terms of money Christian leader, you want your heaven on this side of the pearly gates.  We’ve all heard stories about people going to a megachurch and leaving all their money there.  […] More

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Found in a Drawer, Lost Single Chess Piece Worth $1.3 Million

ANTIQUES DEALER HAD NO IDEA WHAT HIS $6 PURCHASE REALLY WAS So it’s been years.  But I remember sometime in the 1980’s hearing about someone finding a $4 million diamond in a pile of glass at a Virginia antique shop.  The lucky buyer bought it for $15!  So this is similar.  But it’s not another […] More

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Patient Catches Fire During Heart Surgery

AUSTRALIAN PATIENT CATCHES FIRE IN THE MIDDLE OF HEART SURGERY Well, that’s new.  So we all know about heart surgery.  That’s when doctors literally crack your chest open to get to your heart.  Sometimes it’s a normal surgery.  But other times, like this time, it’s an emergency procedure.  Doctors reported on this very unusual case […] More

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Swedish Company Floats Idea of Public Pogo Sticks in San Francisco

STUPID SWEDISH COMPANY WANTS TO RENT POGO STICKS TO PEDESTRIANS IN SAN FRANCISCO So what is it with people and amazingly dumb ideas?  And I do mean amazingly dumb.  San Francisco has been inundated, not with rain, but with dumb ideas lately. Many of them involve transportation.  If you’re from California, you already know about […] More

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