Justin Lee

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Tragedy As Tree That Inspired Dr. Seuss The Lorax is Dead

MONTEREY CYPRESS TREE THAT INSPIRED THE LORAX BY DR. SEUSS IS NO MORE So this is some seriously sad news.  Of course, everyone knows who Dr. Seuss is.  So too, pretty much everyone has at least heard of his children’s book, The Lorax, from 1971.  But like so much of his stories, they remain timeless […] More

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Samsung Sells Out, Tells TV Owners to Check for Malware

SAMSUNG TWEETS ADVICE TO ALL TV OWNERS THEY SHOULD REGULARLY SCAN FOR MALWARE Ok, I thought I liked Samsung.  But it seems Samsung sucks the major consumer booty like all the rest of the big tech companies out there.  Why?  Well, instead of protecting consumers who buy a Samsung TV, Samsung has simply issued some […] More

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New York State to Finally Legalize Marijuana This Week?

WILL THE EMPIRE STATE OF NEW YORK FINALLY, AT LONG LAST, LEGALIZE MARIJUANA? So as you know, many US states have made the move to legalize marijuana for personal use.  NY already enjoys some legal protections.  So for instance, if you have an ounce of weed in your possession, the State will no longer prosecute […] More

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Racist Jew Hater Says Meatless Burgers Are the Work of Satan

“CHRISTIAN” MEDIA PERSONALITY SAYS MEATLESS BURGERS WILL CHANGE YOUR DNA, ARE THE WORK OF SATAN So he said what?  Sometimes, I really don’t know about people.  Yet this is a special case.  But sure, moralizing Bible Thumpers always seem to say some crazy shit when it comes to conservative social mores.  But meatless burgers?  Say […] More

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Man Sends Saloon Amputated Toes As Cocktail Ingredient, Sourtoe

SOURTOE COCKTAIL INCLUDES ACTUAL HUMAN TOE, SO MAN SENDS HOTEL HIS AMPUTATED TOES So I don’t know about you.  But sometimes, I think people go a little too far when it comes to their mixology.  And no, I’m not talking about mixtapes, though maybe those are a thing of the past.  So what am I […] More

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NYPD Busts 46 Ice Cream Trucks in Operation Meltdown Sting

NYC MAYOR ANNOUNCES OPERATION MELTDOWN, AS NYPD SEIZES 46 ICE CREAM TRUCKS Uh, oh.  Nothing is sacred anymore!  Not even ice cream trucks in New York City.  So what possibly could have happened?  Well, you could say it was organized collusion.  But this isn’t a story about the Beltway, at all.  NYPD had to create […] More

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Woman Photos Alligator in Texas Lake With Knife Stuck in Head

TEXAS WOMAN TAKES PHOTOS OF LAKE ALLIGATOR WITH STEAK KNIFE STUCK IN ITS HEAD Sometimes, I really wonder about humanity.  This story is from the Houston, Texas area and it’s a disturbing doozie.  A local woman, Erin Weaver, was on her normal daily walk near her home when she spotted the strange sight.  There was […] More

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Three More Cases of Brain Burrowing Parasitic Worms in Hawaii

NEW REPORTS OUT THAT HAWAII HAS THREE MORE CASES OF BRAIN BURROWING PARASITIC WORMS So this keeps getting more and more disgusting.  I really don’t know what is wrong with people these days.  So if you didn’t already know better, please don’t eat any snails and slugs in Hawaii.  But no, I don’t mean in […] More

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Who Benefits From Attacking Two Oil Tankers in Middle East?

WHO REALLY BENEFITS FROM ATTACKING TWO OIL TANKERS IN THE MIDDLE EAST?  IT’S NOT IRAN So this is really NOT good news.  If you haven’t heard already, someone attacked two oil tankers headed for delivery in Japan.  Torpedoes means state actors.  That means a country has engaged in official high seas terrorism, right now.  Immediately, […] More

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Large Majority of Facebook Investors Vote to Fire Zuckerberg

68% IS A LARGE MAJORITY OF FACEBOOK INVESTORS, AND THEY WANT TO FIRE MARK ZUCKERBERG Ah, if only Democracy really worked in large corporations.  So sure, shareholder do get a bit of a say.  But most large corporations are run by their boards of directors and the people at the top, like Mark Zuckerberg at […] More

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Oakland Legalizes Organic Trips, Shrooms, Peyote and More

OAKLAND LEGALIZES SHROOMS, PEYOTE AND MORE, OH MY! Well, hell.  Do I have to become a Raiders fan, now?  Because being a Raiders fan is a serious trip.  But now, Oakland is going all in with real, organic trips.  How?  The city is legalizing organic psychoactives like shrooms, peyote and “entheogenic plants” overall.  So say […] More

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Kevin Durant Injury Will Affect the Entire NBA for Years to Come

KEVIN DURANT ACHILLES INJURY WILL RESHAPE ALL OF THE NBA FOR YEARS TO COME So if you’re an NBA fan, you already know about the Kevin Durant injury.  Well, the latest one.  But it’s devastating, no matter what we know now.  And more information will come out all too soon.  So what happened?  Durant came […] More

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Ohio Residents Shocked To Find Their Water is Purple

NOT MICHIGAN THIS TIME, OHIO RESIDENTS SHOCKED TO SEE THEIR TAP WATER IS PURPLE So what else is new?  How about purple water?  But no, this isn’t an update from Flint, Michigan.  Instead, we now have residents of Ohio who are shocked to turn on their faucets and find purple water pouring out.  And no, […] More

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Too Big to Move, Colorado Landslide Boulder to Be Landmark

GIANT BOULDER THAT DESTROYED HIGHWAY TO BE COLORADO LANDMARK So what do you do when an 8.5 million pound boulder falls into, and demolishes, a mountain highway?  Well, in this case the boulder is just so damn big, the answer is pretty much nothing.  So as you can see from the picture, that’s one damn […] More

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Megachurch Televangelist Needs His Biblical Private Jet

THIS TELEVANGELIST REALLY NEEDS HIS BIBLICAL PRIVATE JET FOR GOD’S WORK So much for heaven can wait.  If you’re a loaded, rich in terms of money Christian leader, you want your heaven on this side of the pearly gates.  We’ve all heard stories about people going to a megachurch and leaving all their money there.  […] More

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Found in a Drawer, Lost Single Chess Piece Worth $1.3 Million

ANTIQUES DEALER HAD NO IDEA WHAT HIS $6 PURCHASE REALLY WAS So it’s been years.  But I remember sometime in the 1980’s hearing about someone finding a $4 million diamond in a pile of glass at a Virginia antique shop.  The lucky buyer bought it for $15!  So this is similar.  But it’s not another […] More

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Patient Catches Fire During Heart Surgery

AUSTRALIAN PATIENT CATCHES FIRE IN THE MIDDLE OF HEART SURGERY Well, that’s new.  So we all know about heart surgery.  That’s when doctors literally crack your chest open to get to your heart.  Sometimes it’s a normal surgery.  But other times, like this time, it’s an emergency procedure.  Doctors reported on this very unusual case […] More

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Swedish Company Floats Idea of Public Pogo Sticks in San Francisco

STUPID SWEDISH COMPANY WANTS TO RENT POGO STICKS TO PEDESTRIANS IN SAN FRANCISCO So what is it with people and amazingly dumb ideas?  And I do mean amazingly dumb.  San Francisco has been inundated, not with rain, but with dumb ideas lately. Many of them involve transportation.  If you’re from California, you already know about […] More

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