Meghan and Harry Versus The Firm, As Royals Brace for Oprah

Meghan and Harry Versus The Firm, As Royals Brace for Oprah

ROYALS BRACE FOR OPRAH INTERVIEW WITH HARRY AND MEGHAN, BUT WHY SO MUCH FUSS?

So what’s the deal with Harry and Meghan, Meghan and Harry, being on Oprah?  And why does it seem to be such a big freaking deal?  Because I’m one of those colonials who doesn’t tend to give two shits, I mean bits, about the royal family.  I know they fascinate tons of people, even American Colonials such as myself.  But the fact that Prince Harry and Princess Meghan are on Oprah for an interview is making media (and social media) brace for…. What, exactly?  Why does this cute couple make the rest of the royal family so nervous?

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HARY AND MEGHAN TRIED TO ESCAPE, BUT THE BRITISH MEDIA WON’T LET GO- WHY?

Well, I’d say a bunch of reasons.  But let’s just start with the simple fact that this cute couple knows a lot about royals dirty laundry pile.  And a pile it is.  And one particular skid mark in that pile is Prince Andrew.  We’ll get to that.  Next up is the fact that this cute couple left England.  Boom.  Mic drop.  But they tried not to make it one, till Oprah.  And, lastly, the reason they left is that the royals hung them out to dry.  To the disgustingly racist, breathless British tabloid media.  And this cute couple is still twisting in the wind, keeping everyone’s attention firmly on them.  But why?

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WE ALWAYS FOCUS ON MEGHAN AND HARRY, BUT NOT PRINCE ANDREW AND….. EPSTEIN

The answer takes us back to that skid mark in the royals pile, Prince Andrew.  You may remember him as the friend of the now dead Jeffrey Epstein.  The prince who may or may not have had sex with underaged girls?  At least one that has spoken publicly saying so?  Well, ever since Donald Trump’s party pal supposedly suicided, we’ve pretty much stopped talking about Prince Andrew, even on shows like Oprah.  And what he may have done.  To underage girls.  But Prince Harry and Princes Meghan?  For some reason, we can’t stop talking about THEM.  And she’s part BLACK.  But no one going after her is racist, oh no.  It sure looks like Epstein killing himself was sure convenient for a lot of powerful people….

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THE ROYALS KEEP THE SPOTLIGHT ON MEGHAN ESPECIALLY, AND RACIST LOCAL MEDIA DELIVERS

And now that we know about the Oprah interview, there’s suddenly an investigation of how Princess Meghan bullied staff at the palace?  Please.  If one had to wonder what’s really happening, one would maybe possibly infinitesimally think that the royals want to make sure everyone keeps talking about this cute couple.  You know, instead of the impossible to launder skid mark that is Prince Andrew?  That stink isn’t going anywhere.  And now, the (other) royals seem mighty nervous about this cute couple standing up for themselves, and what they possibly might say.  After all, leaving England hasn’t taken the spotlight off of them.  And now they’re appearing in it by choice.

Get ready!  And oh yeah, anyone heard much about Ghislaine Maxwell lately?  Weird, right?

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