DON’T BUY PRE-MADE MEATBALLS, THEY MAKE GOOD PEOPLE FEEL GROSS
Have you ever been tempted to buy pre-made meatballs? Don’t be a meathead! They have all kinds of gross glutamates and that’s why you feel like crap after you eat them. Instead, eat wonderful meatballs, for evermore. Meaning, eat them forever and ever. Amen. The best kind of meatball recipe will make your heart skip a beat. So know your meatballs. Which means you can eat wonderful meatballs while watching a movie or having a nice conversation with your kids. Or dog. Or alone. With your cats.
WHAT YOU WILL NEED TO MAKE YOUR OWN WONDERFUL MEATBALLS
Don’t be a meathead! Of course, you need to go to the store and buy this stuff! So, make it happen!
YOU BASICALLY NEED THIS STUFF
1.5 pounds of ground beef
1 large egg
½ cup of grated parmesan cheese (I get already grated)
1/3 cup of breadcrumbs (gluten free if need be)
2 minced garlic
2 teaspoons of salt
1 teaspoon of fresh ground black pepper
½ of milk (cow or almond or whatever you use)
½ teaspoon dried oregano
¼ cup of chopped fresh parsley (or 2 tablespoons of dried parsley)
Pasta sauce free of crap
NOW YOU’RE COOKING!
So, you’ve gone to the store, bought your ingredients and you are ready to eat wonderful meatballs. And you didn’t buy pre-made. Good that you don’t be a meathead today! So basically mix up all those ingredients. Then shape them into small meatballs. Then drop these wonderful meatballs in the simmering pasta sauce. Let them sit there for 20 minutes. If you touch them they will break. You weren’t a dimwit to buy pre-made, so don’t be a meathead and touch them.
EAT THEM AND LOVE AGAIN AND DON’T BE A MEATHEAD
Yup! Eat these wonderful meatballs and learn to love again. Don’t buy pre-made and better yet, for the billionth time, don’t be a meathead. But bedhead is all good.