FIREFIGHTERS CALLED TO FREE MAN’S PENIS STUCK IN WEIGHTLIFTING PLATE
Weight lifting enthusiasts sometimes go a bit too far with their regimens, having accidents and getting injured as a result. There are so many ways for little accidents or miscues in an exercise, but you don’t usually hear about getting your genitals stuck for hours and needing to be rescued. But that’s what happened to one man last week in Worms, Germany. Local firefighters felt the need to post a warning to others after responding to a call from a hospital where they freed a man whose penis was stuck in the hole of a gym weight plate.
PENIS TRAPPED FOR OVER THREE HOURS AS FIREFIGHTERS STRUGGLE TO CUT HIM FREE FROM METAL PLATE
Yes, he had his junk stuck in a heavy piece of metal. And yes, the firefighters felt that it was necessary to post a warning to others. While there’s no official word as to what this poor man was trying to do (ahem) it’s doubtful that he was trying to lift 2.5kg with his member. But who knows? Just imagine his predicament. Your penis is stuck in a 2.5kg plate and you can’t get it out. You’re desperate. You go to the hospital despite your embarrassment because your dick is stuck in a plate. Then the firefighters are called in to help, um, get it off but it takes them over three hours to free you. With cutting equipment.
Three. Hours. With power tools. Let that sink in.
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The crew in Worms, Germany, posted a picture of the broken weight on their Facebook page, issuing a warning to men not to try to copy the idiotic move. They wrote: “A message of a somewhat different kind was received on Friday morning, 15.09.2017, at the control centre.
“One person had a very sensitive part of the body trapped in the hole of a 2,5 kg-dumbbell disc. “With the help of a cutting grinder, a vibrating saw and a hydraulic rescue device, the dumbbell weight could be removed after three hours.” Imagine having that much sharp metal so close to your nether regions. One thing’s for sure – he definitely won’t be trying that again.
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It’s not known whether the man’s penis was seriously affected by the incident, but hopefully he made a full recovery. The firefighters finished their Facebook post with: “Please do not imitate such actions!”
We’d like to reiterate that point. Please don’t stick your genitals in gym weight plates.