GOP NUTJOB CONGRESSWOMAN BOEBERT’S HUBBY IS A CONVICT FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE
So this isn’t actually a rant directed at just how crazy and dangerous the GOP’s congresswoman, Lauren Boebert, really is. Well, not entirely. It would take literally pages of writing just to rant and debunk all the crazy, stupid and dangerous to the United States tweets she’s put out there in the past year. And when she speaks and appears in public is no better. So this is about the context some of her husband’s past gives when it comes to who she is about her life choices. And, well, maybe it also alludes to her own personal culture. Because her hubby, Jayson Stephen Boebert, is a convict for indecent exposure at a bowling alley when he was 24, in 2004.
LAUREN BOEBERT WAS THERE WHEN HER FUTURE HUSBAND EXPOSED HIMSELF TO TWO WOMEN
So yes, that might be the kind of thing that anyone would want to forget. But we’re here to discover and then remember. Because as the bowling alley saw things, it involved Lauren, too. Police arrested Jayson for indecent exposure, essentially for whipping it out to two young women at a bowling alley in Colorado. Lauren Boebert, bless her despicable little heart, was 17 at the time. Not only was she there, but the bowling alley also banned her along with her then future husband from ever coming back.
BESIDES TRASHY PERSONAL BACKGROUNDS, BOEBERT’S LIKELY HAVE CONFLICTS OF INTEREST
Somehow, none of this came up when Lauren ran for office? Shake my damn head. Jayson had to plead guilty to public indecency and lewd exposure. He got 4 days in jail and two years on probation. And Lauren Boebert, minor that she was at the time, was somehow involved with the pickle punchline situation. And now she’s a congresswoman spewing the most hateful bile I never wanted to imagine outside of a (literal) fascist state. Oh, and there’s the little detail of Lauren not logging a number of her husband’s financial investments to avoid any conflict of interest? I bet they didn’t involve any bowling alleys. Talk about balls out exposure for sure!