5-DAY REDNECK RAVE IN KENTUCKY WENT OFF THE RAILS IN GRAND REDNECK FASHION
So I don’t even remember if I’ve even ever been to any kind of rave. You know, a party? With chaos, probably drugs and a whole lot of foolishness. And a redneck rave in Kentucky? That’s a whole other level the likes of which I would hesitate to imagine. But fortunately, I don’t have to. Because not only was there a redneck rave in Kentucky, it went off the rails more than a flying train. I mean, really. 5 days of a redneck rave in a row? What could possibly go wrong? Well, a lot.
EDMONDSON, KENTUCKY HOSTED THE MUDDY, DRUGGY, ALCOHOLIC VIOLENT MUSIC FEST
So just where in Kentucky could you find this redneck rave? Edmondson is the answer. Organized by the country rapper Justin Time (and yes, that is his name), Time described the redneck rave as “America’s wildest and craziest country party.” Well, ok. So what does that mean? Well, more mud, music and mayhem than you could find in one of those Yankee states, that’s for sure. But as noted above, what kinds of things could go wrong? Well, get this list: strangulation, an impalement, at least one cut throat, a severed finger, lots of car accidents.
REDNECK RAVE SAW CRAZY VIOLENCE, LOTS OF DRUG ARRESTS, AND PLENTY OF REDNECKS IN THE MUD
So sure, we’re missing a lot of the most obvious things, too. Let’s not forget ton of crystal meth arrests, and alcohol, and all the other drugs. When you look at all of those, you have a pretty good idea about what a hillbilly party is all about. Sure, Time totally worked ahead of time with local law enforcement, medical response and firefighters to plan accordingly. But it’s a redneck rave for 5 days! But given their experiences the year before, they knew they could only hope to contain all the illegal problems.
So if you were thinking of going to a redneck rave, be sure you know what you are in for. Especially if you are a meth head!