JUDGE TOSSES ROY MOORE’S $95 MILLION LAWSUIT AGAINST SACHA BARON COHEN
So who is the total reprobate cowboy wannabe, Roy Moore? Well, it will take some time to fully explain. But you may remember he appeared on one of those Sacha Baron Cohen gotcha scenes. Moore’s the one who set off Cohen’s faux pedophile detector when he leaned in closer to him. As you might imagine, Moore didn’t like someone making a fool out of him. But as always, Cohen chooses his targets with cause. If you don’t already remember, I’ll take you down memory lane shortly. But anyways, Roy Moore sued Cohen for $95 million back in 2018. And finally, a judge just tossed the stupid thing out.
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ROY MOORE HAS A LONG HISTORY AS RIGHTWING EXTREMIST, MAYBE SEXUAL PREDATOR
So who is Moore? He’s also the one that refused to remove a monument of the Ten Commandments he put in the Alabama Judicial Building’s rotunda back in 2003 and lost his position. He’s the one authorities banned from a mall, maybe having something to do with 9 women accusing him of sexual misconduct. Oh, maybe he had a sexual “encounter” with a 12-year-old girl when he was 32. Those kinds of things are likely what pointed Cohen at Roy Moore. He does like to take down hypocrites and amoral pricks like Moore, that’s for sure.
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JUDGE DISMISSED LAWSUIT BECAUSE, WELL, MOORE TOTALLY SIGNED A CONSENT FORM
So this whole lawsuit saga began when Cohen played an Israeli Anti-Terrorism Expert, General Erran Morad, who “hosted” Roy Moore on the Showtime show. So why did it take so long for a judge to toss the ridiculous suit? Well, maybe Covid? But definitely due to clerical problems in the court filings. So why did the judge toss the suit? You know those consent forms people sign before appearing in media? Well, Roy Moore signed one. Go figure. Consent.