SEX DOLL ALL WORE OUT? NOW A JAPANESE COMPANY OFFERS FUNERALS TO SAY THAT PERFECT GOODBYE
Sex doll funerals? So I’ve been hearing about the rise of sex dolls all over the world. But I wouldn’t say it’s exactly normal to have one (or six!) quite just yet. And yet, I may need to revise that opinion, and soon. Why? Well, because sex dolls have been around long enough that they are wearing out. Yeah, it’s just what you think. But people get attached to their little personalized rubber friends. So when they’ve worn out their…. welcome, what is one to do with them? Well, for some, the answer is to hold a funeral. For a sex doll. Yes, this is real. And a Japanese firm is now offering their services to hold…. funeral services for sex dolls. That’s right. Sex doll funerals. With a porn star (Rei Kato) officiating the…. proceedings.
SEX DOLL FUNERALS OFFICIATED BY PORN STAR REI KATO, SHRED THEM OFF IN TEARFUL STYLE
I know, it’s a lot to take in. But despite the fact that the remains are not a health hazard (besides ewwww), a funeral for a synthetic sex partner still costs a bundle, and not of joy. We’re talking around $1,200 dollars! So what does one get for their dearly about to be departed sex doll? Well, a real funeral, of sorts. And a real life porn star. Her name is Rei Kato. She officiates your catch all friend’s farewell. Then the sex doll funeral firm offers two options of disposal. You can spend more and watch them shred your doll into anonymous, polymer pieces. Or you can save a little and simply watch them disassemble your make up friend, one piece at a time.
NEW DEMAND FROM MEN IS WHY SEX DOLL FUNERALS ARE HERE, AND HERE TO STAY GOODBYE
So how did this sex doll funeral service come to be? Well, an online survey, is how. It showed a demand from men who wanted a more formal goodbye to their (im)personal sex friends. Well, and there’s the little awkward problem when you throw your sex doll out in the trash. It seems that can cause people to panic and they call the police. Those must be some fun questions, on the record. So maybe the answer is to hire a porn star for your sex doll funeral? Only you, dear reader, can answer that question. And no, you don’t have to be Japanese.