PSYCH PATIENTS ESCAPED TO HAVE SEX WITH THEIR NURSING ASSISTANTS
This is an ugly story. It’s not quite as bad as the guy who drove the Pussy Wagon in Kill Bill. But it’s damn close. This story is coming from a psychiatric facility in Iowa. Authorities suspect two nursing assistants there of having sexual relations with their patients. Ewwww. And all wrong. The two are Megan Marie Penney, 26, and Paige Lynn Johanningmeier, 23. Police arrested the two after an investigation, which started when two of their patients just up and walked away from the Prairie View Management Facility. There’s something really weird about this story, right? Nurses having sex with psych patients in their care. Not good. What were these girls thinking? Not much, it seems.
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On February 21, the Fayette County Sheriff’s Office received word that two patients simply left the facility. Several days later, the police discovered that the two missing patients were witnessed with the two nursing assistants. It turns out that Marie and Lynn had started relationships while working with the patients on the job. The patients left with the two young nursing assistants who then hid them! Of course, while they were hiding they were having lots of sex. How stupid can you be, even at that young an age? So much for that state license to work as nursing assistants. So much for any other job, ever, in the healthcare industry. They blew that, and that’s not just tongue in cheek.
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Police arrested the two Iowa nursing assistants. They charged them with sexual exploitation by a counselor, therapist or school employee. Those are major charges. Marie and Lynn could end up in jail for 5 years. They will also have to register as sex offenders for a decade if they are convicted of those charges. But patients/caregiver relationships are supposed to only ever be professional. Patients are vulnerable. But especially at this facility, which “provides supportive and skill building services to adults with functional limitations caused by chronic mental illness, intellectual disability, or medical conditions.” So don’t go having sex with your psych patients, ok?
