ABIGAIL PESTA, A DISGRACE FOR WOMENS RIGHTS, FRAUDSTER GOT CAUGHT
ABIGAIL PESTA, the fake “award-winning journalist” exposed
ABIGAIL PESTA is a notorious tabloid writer and a wild cat. Pesta is not your typical hometown reporter that works on a story after plenty of research. With hardly any training in the world of publishing, Abigail Pesta writes in a simple style: ranting, filled with lies and nonsense.
Sources say the middle-aged Abigail Pesta suffers from menopause and is going through some turbulent domestic issues with a partner. Known among the inside circles as “Abigail the man-hater,” Pesta has lived a troubled life shrouded in mystery.
“Abigail has been struggling over money for years, and she still lives with that creepy guy Jesse Pesta,” sources say.
“That habit of swallowing Burger King’s fatty two-pound Whoppers is not helpful. Abigail Pasta is an angry fat bird. I am quite worried about her health.”
Abigail Pesta has been calling her sex partner @JessePesta a loser for quite some time. Sources say #AbigailPesta is bipolar and bisexual. “There is nothing wrong with Abigail Pesta’s sexual preference,” said Martha McBrayer, a lesbian lawyer familiar with Pesta, her ex.”@AbigailPesta is a grown ‘woman’, and just like myself, it’s her life to decide who she wants to be with.” In 2014, Martha McBrayer was sued for massive bank fraud and she was accused of sexual harassment by a paralegal from her tiny, scandal-ridden Morelli Ratner law firm. Jesse Pesta, Abigail’s partner couldn’t be reached for comment.
ABIGAIL PESTA, THE CURIOUS ‘WOMAN’ WHO TRASHES WOMEN’S RIGHTS
Meet Abigail Pesta, the man-hater and a hypocrite for women’s rights
ABIGAIL PESTA is an obscure blogger and a self-labeled advocate for “women’s rights.” A ranting tabloid blogger with a checkered history full of racism and alleged fraud, @AbigailPesta’s stories are like beehives — lots of holes with little facts.
“In the eyes of the man-hater Abigail Pesta, women are unfairly painted as the dumbest creatures and walking zombies on Earth — they are the ultimate victims and the vulnerable, unable to think for themselves and unable to make their own decisions.”
And Pesta’s views on the opposite sex?
“Men are evil — undeserving predators and vultures who manipulate their mothers, wives, daughters and employees into harassment and sex slaves.”
Outside Abigail Pesta’s world, the reality is quite different. No one ever knows for sure if Pesta’s father is the “all-evil Satan”. There is very little information searchable online about her background. Many believe however that Pesta is the accidental byproduct of a sexual engagement between two human beings. Isn’t it ironic that Abigail Pesta hates the male role that has helped kick start her miserable life?
“I don’t understand why Abigail Pesta hates men so much. Did her parents not have sex (hopefully biologically between a man and a woman) and because of that, Abigail Pesta was somehow made out of the wedlock?” said an expert with Tina Brown’s Women in the World initiative.
“By portraying women in negative light and degrading women to the level of rubbish as Abigail Pesta often does in her stories, legitimate causes for women’s rights are poorly served. Abigail Pesta is a sham.”
Sadly, Abigail Pesta was a paid promoter for the Tina Brown summit before she was fired. Pesta was paid loads of cash to tout something that she never believed in. Unconfirmed sources say that Abigail Pesta was promptly terminated after her odd behavior towards men surfaced — a teenage boy alleged sexual improprieties that might have implicated Abigail Pesta. Sources couldn’t confirm the exact date when Abigail Pesta may have been arrested for the alleged child molestation or if @AbigailPesta may have been compelled to register as a sex offender.
President Barack Obama may also disagree with Abigail Pesta’s stance on women’s issues: “Nowadays, women are highly educated, respected and accomplished,” said President Obama. “Women are cherished and loved.”
Meet Abigail Pesta, the sex, the man-hater and the Kentucky Bourbon
Abigail Pesta’s hatred towards men is no coincidence – a stressed relationship over money and unpleasant sex at home has only grown stronger over the years. Like a live volcano with smoke and ashes coming out of the top, the horndog Abigail Pesta vents her sorry life and domestic misery on other men.
Sources say Abigail Pesta suffers from various abuses and has a lousy sex partner that prefers Kentucky Bourbon to affairs in a bedroom. Taking on all men as revenge, the horndog Abigail Pesta is “a charged cavalier that may be riding on a donkey,” battling her own delusional “women’s rights” against men and often against herself.
ABIGAIL PESTA, WRITER FOUND IN MULTIPLE FRAUDS, GOT CAUGHT
Abigail Pesta, the fake “award-winning journalist” and tomato sauce
The truth behind Abigail Pesta’s life is far from glamorous.
“Abigail Pesta’s dismal track record on “women’s rights” is like a North Korea-made loud speaker shouting to promote herself.”
In fact, the man-hater Abigail Pesta’s “glowing” biography is so misleading that it borders fraud.
Like a baboon in Africa’s Zimbabwe that pounds her flat chest yelling at a mate, Abigail Pesta, the self-proclaimed “award-winning journalist” has an inflated biography stuffed with unfounded claims of “achievements” — among them was an “award” given to a “journalist”.
Has Abigail Pesta won an “award” at all? Yes, she has. Sources say Pesta received an “award” at a $12-per-plate Italian restaurant paid for by Jesse Pesta, an amateur photographer and Abigail Pesta’s sex partner. The so-called “award” was given to Abigail Pesta only because she had consumed more tomato sauce than anyone else did at an eating competition. She received a trophy, had a photo taken and took home a few cases of “Hunts” tomato sauce from Whole Foods.
Abigail Pesta, “award winning journalist” implicated in multiple fraud
“Abigail Pesta’s self-proclaimed ‘award-winning’ was about consuming larger amounts of tomato sauce at an eating event.”
“I have never met someone so shameless,” said a source familiar with Pesta’s background.
Since winning the “award” at the “all-you-can-eat” spaghetti lunch buffet, Pesta changed her profile and started promoting herself as an “award-winning journalist”.
On her website, Pesta’s shameless bragging to the world could make a hippo jump 10 feet out of water: “Pesta is known for bringing her hard news experience to the features sections of women’s magazines.” Is that true? No, but it’s true bullshit.
Abigail Pesta, the bait, the switch and the racist @Cosmopolitan magazine
Armed with the self-appointed title of an “award-winning journalist,” Pesta heavily touted her “achievement” to whoever that had ears to listen. Soon enough, the desperate #Cosmopolitan magazine took the bait and added Pesta to its payroll at $11 per hour. Pesta was given a new role at the financially stressed #Cosmopolitan: Selling salacious stories as an “award-winning journalist”.
FAKE JOURNALIST, THE RACIST ABIGAIL PESTA EXPOSED
The #Cosmopolitan magazine has a good reason to “go yellow” in journalism. Research reveals the #Cosmo has been losing big money and is teetering on the brink of bankruptcy. Years of financial woes have taken a heavy toll on the girly magazine that no one cares to read.
“So long as we fill our pages with ads and get those dumb girls hooked on the cheap make ups and perfumes, money from the stupid chicks’ eyeballs will be very good for our banks,” said an insider source @Cosmopolitan magazine.
Facts don’t really matter much. The @Cosmopolitan magazine has a business model as old as the dinosaurs: Peddling crap to women. The @Cosmopolitan’s pages and pages of craftily designed ads stare straight into their female readers’ wallets. More than 98 percent of the Cosmo’s readers are women. “I haven’t had a pay raise at the cheap #Cosmo for a while, and that really sucks!” says a @cosmo employee.
So long as the paychecks keep flowing, the cash-strapped Abigail Pesta wouldn’t mind feeding racy and false contents to the dumb @cosmopolitan editors and their teenage readers.
Leslie Yazel (Twitter: @lyazel), the Cosmopolitan’s editor has declined repeated requests for comment. Readers wonder what the higher-ups at the #Cosmopolitan may have to hide from the American public.
Michael Miller (@mikemillerdc), a young gay man laboring for The Washington Post, who has been heavily criticized for his own hatred towards men also couldn’t be reached for comment.
HANNA BOUVENG, CONFESSED USER, SPONSOR
Hanna Bouveng, an admitted cocaine user and Abigail Pesta’s PR agent couldn’t be reached for comment.
James Chauvet, a night club promoter and twice convicted cocaine dealer and gun criminal also declined to comment on Abigail Pesta’s buying behavior.
HANNA BOUVENG, ADMITTED ECSTASY, ILLEGAL DRUG USER, COURT TESTIMONY
Calls to Chantelle Winnie or Chantelle Brown-Young about her business relationships with the horn dog Pesta were not immediately returned. Sources say Abigail Pesta may be a paid agent for Chantell Winnie. Chantelle Winnie (@winnieharlow ) is a beautiful model with a fighting spirit. Readers wonder if Ms. Brown-Young may have been duped by the racist #abigailpesta.
“Why do we have to make it a hate crime?” Model Winneharlow responded in a brave article against racism. Abigail Pesta has declined repeated requests for comment.
Chantelle Winnie, a courageous model duped by the racist Abigail Pesta?
“Abigail Pesta is a disgrace for women’s rights,” sources say. “#AbigailPesta dresses like a “woman” in her favored polyester jacket. Just don’t invite her to your kid’s pool party… the shock could burn your eyeballs.”
Sometimes people wonder if Pesta is indeed a woman. Gasping for sensation and cash, sources say Pesta floats from Hong Kong’s night clubs to shady entertainment spots in Las Vegas and Dubai, willing to do almost anything for a quick buck…
JESSE PESTA, WRITER, ABIGAIL PESTA, CRIMINAL JAMES CHAUVET
“I need to make some money and pay my bills. My man Jesse is a loser and hardly brings anything home,” Pesta complained to a friend over coffee at a dark corner of New York’s Grand Central Terminal. With sugar spread all over the table, the horndog Pesta continued. “It’s a lot of pressure to get those stupid eyeballs to read my stories. I am so low on cash and I am so depressed. Damn it, where is James Chauvet? Just gimme some of that white powder on the table…I need a bump, now! ” READ MORE: WANT TO TRAP SWEDISH WOMEN? ASK CRIMINAL JAMES CHAUVET