IKEA Now Selling Perfect Pandemic Solitude, Mini House

IKEA Now Selling Perfect Pandemic Solitude, Mini House

NEED THE PERFECT LITTLE PANDEMIC SOLITUDE AND COMFORT HOME? HERE COMES IKEA

So I better clear this up before I go too fat here.  I am NOT saying that IKEA is at all selling this cute, little house because of the pandemic. Or, even, that it’s a great product for the pandemic.  But I am totally saying that.  First off, I’m a dude.  So even the idea of a man-cave is awesome to my eyes.  But then, my eyes saw this perfect for solitude man-cave and they lit up even more.  But when you think about satisfying simple needs, it’s hard not to realize how hard that’s been in the pandemic.  And yes, this pandemic sucks major booty all around.  But this little IKEA house can go anywhere!  If you find it nice to be on your social distancing lonesome self, what could be better?

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IT’S SMALL, BUT PERFECT FOR SIMPLE NEEDS, LIKE THE NECESSARY SOLITUDE TO STAY ALIVE

So, yes, I would love me some solitude these days.  And that little IKEA solitude house looks so amazing in that vein.  But while it’s only 187 square feet, that’s pretty much all you need.  If you park it in the right area with the right view and outdoors joys, where else do you need to go?  It’s got a bed, bathroom and even a little kitchen.  If you are a large screen addict, you might have to get creative.  But then, laptops, pads and even VR headsets should give you all the media access you could ever need.  Well, you better figure out bandwidth, I reckon. 

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BUT THERE’S ONLY ROOM FOR SOLITUDE! SO DON’T BUY ANY IKEA FURNITURE, TOO!

So where did this come from with IKEA?  Well, they had themselves the IKEA Tiny Home Project.  They took some of the main features of the Escape’s Vista Boho XL trailer model, and added their own to make it even better.  We’re talking all you need for full, mobile solitude independence.  Solar panels, toilets that compost, on-demand hot water.  And yes, all the power for these comes from the trailer itself.  Thank you, solar panels!  But if you love putting together IKEA furniture, totally stay away.  Because there just ain’t no room in this little, mobile fortress of solitude

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