IKEA MAKES NEW KAMA SUTRA MANUAL, WITH DIRECTIONS INCLUDED
So do you remember the saying about recreating the wheel? IKEA either didn’t get the memo, or they thought this was a product their customers need and want. They done went and made their very own version of the classic Kama Sutra guide to love, sex and life. But I guess maybe that’s the best thing for all of us to do after struggling to put together a piece of furniture from the Swedish giant. Maybe some directions are better than others? The book, of course, includes pictures of a number of different sexual positions to improve any reader’s sex life and bedroom satisfaction.
ORIGINAL KAMA SUTRA AN ANCIENT TOME FROM INDIA, BUT NOT THIS IKEA CONCEPT!
But as you may already know, the original source material is from a now ancient text from India. I suppose if you can’t improve on the wheel, you dress it in different spokes for different folks. The new sex IKEA guide includes 44 pages of must-read material. There’s even a “doggy style” page which you can see pictured above. But no worries, that focuses on helping readers learn how to better share a room with their….pets. Sure, that’s not your great-granddaddy’s idea of doggy style. But at least these instructions are understandable?
IKEA WANTS YOU TO HAE BEDROOM SATISFACTION AND ECSTASY, BUT NOT THAT KIND
So sure, this is a marketing fad. But that doesn’t mean we can’t all enjoy it. The IKEA Kama Sutra is online for us all to read in an e-book form. As you may have guessed, it features some of their best furniture pieces. There’s even an advertisement that talks about the bedroom as a place of “pure pleasure” and “ecstasy.” But they pulled no punches on this one. So the book’s description online has a caption which reads, “Are you satisfied with your bedroom? Have you grown bored or tired with the same old bedroom positions? Do you yearn for more? Then you’ve come to the right place.”
So I don’t really know what happened here. But maybe IKEA hired some former Onion staff to do some marketing. But I do must go look for myself and see what they offer for the “missionary” position. Just to be informed.