BARF INDUCING VIDEO SHOWS IDIOT EATING RAW CHICKEN AS POST-WORKOUT FOOD
So I don’t know if you watched the recent movie on Netflix with Melissa McCarthy and Octavia Spencer, Thunderforce? Well, it’s kind of funny, light fair. Well anyway, McCarthy’s character accidently takes a serum that turns her into a superhero, and she craves nothing so much to eat more than… raw chicken. And they have fun with how disgusting it is. Several times. And it works on you as it should. You kind of want to barf. Just a little. But you tell yourself, no one would ever do that! But you’d be wrong. Someone would. Someone did. And, even worse, someone does. But who? An idiot fitness buff who posted a video to prove that he eats… raw chicken.
TWITTER CALLED HIM OUT SAYING BULLSHIT, SO IDIOT POSTS BARF INDUCING VIDEO
So who is this tool who makes the world want to barf? I don’t know his name. But his Twitter handle is @BlazenBrady. So, I’m guessing Brady. I’m not calling him Blazen again, no way no how. So anyways, BRADY tweeted about what he likes to eat after pumping iron. He included a bunch of normal things for young studs, like butter, bacon, steak from two days ago. You know. But then, he done went and said he eats raw chicken, too. He says it “tastes fine.” Barf. So Twitter does as Twitter does. They called him out for “Bullshit.” Because no one eats raw chicken.
BUT THIS IDIOT WAS EATING RAW BACON AND WEEK OLD RAW STEAK, TOO, SO MORE BARF ON THE WAY
So BRADY decided to prove his detracting doubters wrong, and posted a video and several pics to prove he eats….raw chicken. And now I have to clarify a few things. One, everything I mentioned above that BRADY eats is also raw. I assumed the steak was from two days ago. But that’s wrong. It’s a week old. A week old, raw steak. And raw bacon. And raw chicken. As a post workout eating routine. Every day. Barf. Three times over, barf. But I should admit I used to do raw eggs in my teens. But the risks of salmonella poisoning are a little bit higher with raw meat, wouldn’t you say?