NEWLY BOUGHT, ENGLISH SOCKS CAME WITH MYSTERY HUMAN BONE
Well, this is a strange one. And no, it’s not even close to Florida. Or even Texas. This completely weird and disturbing strangeness comes straight from England. Someone went to a Primark store and did something pretty darn normal, especially in winter. Winter in England sucks. They went and bought a pair of socks. But these brand new, newly bought socks came with something inside them. A human bone. What the hell is a human bone doing inside a pair of socks you just bought in a store?
Well, obviously no one seems to know. But it’s just not the sort of thing that happens. But it did happen and it’s a total mystery, so far. Yet even stranger is the timeline on this story. Someone bought these on December 10th, in Colchester, England. But they didn’t report the find until January 2nd! So what the hell is that all about? That delay isn’t clear. But if I had to guess the socks sat, forgotten and unworn, for a couple weeks. That would make the discovery even weirder! So just think of it. You’re just recovered from the New Year’s liver torture and you put on your new socks and, what is that? Is that a bone? A human bone? Yup. Call the coppers.
POLICE INVESTIGATE, AS HUMAN BONE FULL OF NOTHING BUT SECTRETS
So the coppers, or police, are now investigating this gruesome discovery. A spokesman told media, “Detectives are continuing to investigate following the discovery of what is believed to be part of a human bone in a pair of Primark socks. The bone does not appear to be a result of recent trauma and had no skin or other particles surrounding it. We are liaising with the store who, in turn, are speaking to their suppliers for more information on this incident. Inquiries are ongoing.” But so far police have no clues besides the bare bone itself. So far, they still don’t even know how old the bone is!