MEGAN FOX SAYS ARCHAEOLOGY LIES ABOUT HISTORY
Stars are fun. Especially hot ones. Megan Fox is a hottie. Like, really, really hot. Nobody knows Megan for her intellectual accomplishments. She looks great on camera. She’s saucy. That scene in the first Transformers movie where she opens up the car hood was heart stopping. But now Megan is expanding her performance repertoire. She’s the producer and star of a new show, Mysteries and Myths with Megan Fox, on the Travel Channel. But the show’s theme is to make the audience think that archaeologists are trying to hide “the truth” of history from the general public. Yeah, sounds crazy, right? Archeology, that profession of fraudsters. According to Megan, archaeologists and historians are too “narrow minded” to actually understand history. But archaeology is a science. It’s not a belief system.
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HOTTIE THINKS BEING AN IDIOT GIVES HER AUTHORITY
But Fox is an authority on not being either a historian or an archeologist. So she’s got that covered. But in a recent interview her comments showed just how much authority she has of being ignorant. “History only gives us a one-sided view of the truth,” she said. “I haven’t spent my entire life building a career in academia so I don’t have to worry about my reputation or being rebuked by my colleagues, which allows me to push back on the status quo. So much of our history needs to be re-examined.” So get that? She’s free to tell the truth of what she believes to be true without fear of reprisal. But that doesn’t seem to be working too well. While archaeologists aren’t her peers, she is now subject to their review. And they aren’t happy.
REAL SCIENTISTS NONE TOO PLEASED WITH MEGAN FOX, TRAVEL CHANNEL
David S. Anderson is an archaeologist and an expert at debunking pseudo-archaeologists like Megan Fox. He said, “To me, this clearly shows she has embraced the idea that professional archaeologists are too narrow-minded to see the truth. It is a touch offensive to the profession, but sadly, it is also a vast misrepresentation of the profession. New ideas are constantly being introduced and debated. The field is very active and flexible; the characterizations of it as narrow-minded are clearly pejorative views that originate outside of the field by those who have little familiarity with what goes on inside of archaeology.”
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TRAVEL CHANNEL BILLS HOTTIE AS BRAVE EXPLORER OF TRUTH
But the Travel Channel is all in on presenting this hot ignoramus. Their marketing includes their hottie producer “is embarking on an epic and personal journey” and that she will “re-examine history, asking tough questions and challenging the conventional wisdom that has existed for centuries. The series will delve into some of the greatest mysteries of time, including whether Amazon women really existed or if the Trojan War was real.” So way to go, Travel Channel! You are the new soft porn provider for conspiracy theorists and the gullible public!
HOTTIE MEGAN FOX AIN’T A GENIUS, BUT SHE LOOKS REAL SMART IN CUT-OFFS
But to be fair, I might just tune in if Megan is still hot enough. That will be the only way to endure this flat-earth centerfold. Maybe I can watch with no sound? But the travel channel knows Megan isn’t flat, that’s for sure. Archaeology will never be the same. But Megan is a hottie! So…. tune in. Just don’t believe what you hear. But If she’s wearing cutoffs, believe what you see! Maybe we could just watch Megan read the phone book?