Horrifying Selfie Luggage May be Practical Thief Deterrent

SUITCASE MISPLACEMENT A THING OF THE PAST WITH HEADCASE

Have you ever lost a suitcase on a flight or otherwise? Or have you worried about someone picking up yours by accident from the airport baggage carousel, because let’s face it, they all look the same. Even though the tag clearly had your name on it, nobody checks that nowadays? There’s a solution that’s as aggressive as it is ridiculous, one of the oddest ideas ever invented by a human. Head Case Suitcases will let you cover your suitcase with a massive picture of your face for only about $30 or $40 bucks of your hard earned cash. Oh, what will they say at customs?

THIEVES ARE NOT ANXIOUS TO STEAL YOUR FACE, HEAD, OR WHATEVER

It’s quite a statement to make, but hey no thief really wants a giant version of your own head smiling back at him as he attempts to scurry out of the airport with your luggage. It’s also probably a funny sight to see your face round the conveyor belt. Odds are you won’t be screaming at a thief “there goes my luggage!” like while trying to chase down a regular suitcase through the customs line.

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HEAD CASE WEBSITE CLAIMS COOL, BUT REALLY JUST ODD

The website promises that your massive head shot will make you “the envy of the baggage reclaim lounge”, which is probably not exactly true, but it may help your self-esteem (if the picture is of high quality). It’s less likely to make fellow passengers at baggage reclaim go, “Wow, that luggage is so cool, with their suitcase fancy case and more likely for them to think, “That person must really be paranoid about bag security, Hmmm… wonder what’s in there then?”

HEAD CASE IS COOL, BUT DON’T GET YOURSELF BUSTED AT CUSTOMS

While you would definitely never misplace your case again, there might be one big downside to marking your suitcase with a huge picture of your grinning face. If you get caught bringing through a bit more duty free liquors than customs allow, it’ll be very difficult to claim that’s really not your bag.