WOMAN GETS MORE TIME AFTER JAIL GUARDS DISCOVER SHE SMUGGLED A GUN IN, IN HER VAGINA
So going to jail or prison can’t be any fun. So people who have to go there tend to try to sneak in whatever they can to have a good time. Well, those aren’t safe places to be, either. So people also try to sneak in things to make them feel safer. So of course, they may have more nefarious motives for wanting to have a weapon. But I haven’t heard too much about many being able to sneak a gun into jail. But this story totally satisfies that omission! A woman had to go to jail, but she somehow managed to sneak a gun, into jail, in her vagina! It took authorities a week to even discover this!
39 YEAR OLD WHO LOOKS 65 HAD PLENTY OF TROUBLE BEFORE SMUGGLING GUN IN HER VAGINA
Her name is Amy Wilhite. While she doesn’t look it, she’s only 39 years old. Authorities in Missouri detained her after charges including possession (drugs), possession (gun), illegal drug paraphernalia, resisting arrest, a probation violation, and failure to appear for a DWI. So, she’s not what you would call an upstanding citizen. But she had the cunning (as it were) to plan ahead for when authorities caught up with her. In other words, she hid a .22 caliber revolver in her vagina before going to jail. The 4.6 ounce gun had 5 rounds. But she let her guard down in jail, when she didn’t have it up in her hoo-ha when guards inspected her cell.
SURE, IT WAS A SMALL GUN IN HER VAGINA, BUT THAT’S STILL PRETTY DAMN SCARY
So now, Wilhite has a 10 year stretch in prison for smuggling a gun into jail. That doesn’t include any of her other troubles with the law! But this story is a little scary. When police booked her into jail, they searched her 3 times, including a strip search! But they totally didn’t look, well deep or up enough to find the gun in her vagina. Sure, it was a small gun. But when it comes to bullets, size doesn’t really matter, does it?