Green Ham, Plant Based Awesomeness in Your Mouth, Just Eat It!

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Green Ham, Plant Based Awesomeness in Your Mouth, Just Eat It! EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

EXISTENTIAL CRISIS WITH MEAT

If you are having an existential crisis with meat, look no further.  A woman in New Zealand had her own existential crisis with meat and decided to do something about it.  She created a plant based food line that resembles the taste of meat.  It doesn’t look like meat, because she didn’t want to add any unnecessary ingredients.  So, the meat is green.   Green ham is real!

GREEN EGGS AND GREEN HAM

Green eggs and green ham you say?  This plant based meat imitation is primarily made up of pea protein.  Ever add anything to your shake in the morning?  A good thing to add is a plant based protein.  But if you aren’t into the smoothie world of health and you don’t care for eating high on the food chain, this is a great option for you.  Other ingredients include water, rice bran oil, pea fiber, pumpkin, natural yeast extract and maize starch.

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PLANT BASED MEAT BETTER FOR EVERYONE

Often think of street meat? She took her green meat to the streets, and the reaction was awe inspiring.  People couldn’t tell the difference!  They found this plant based meat tasted like chicken but better.  No existential crisis for these people!

DOUBLE THE PROTEIN OF CHICKEN AND TRIPLE THE IRON OF BEEF

The terrific aspect about her creation is, that it is soy free, gluten free, preservative free and free of GMOs.  Sunfed meats are terrific for those kids who like green eggs and green ham, but don’t want to eat their veggies.  And if your family is concerned about glutamates, look no further. This is what you have been waiting for. This plant based meat is also high in protein, iron and zinc. It’s actually double the protein of chicken and triple the iron of beef.   It cooks really quickly and you don’t need to worry about bad bugs or salmonella.

BEWARE AND BANISH!

So, beware of your existential crisis with meat.  You can banish it now, because there are more options for the conscious eater and consumer.  Have a green eggs and green ham party tonight!

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