What to Get Your Kids Teacher for the Holidays

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 Your Kids Teacher Deserves the Best Gift for Keeping your Kid Alive

GIVE A GIFT TO THE PERSON WHO KEEPS YOUR KID ALIVE ALL DAY

What should you get the person who spends the most of time with your child?  Aside from your soul?  Yes, it’s really important to take this time to offer a sign of gratitude in the form of a gift.  Your child’s teacher, aside from finding creative ways of teaching the curriculum to your child, they make sure they stay alive all day.  So, get a gift for the person who keeps your kid safe and living all day. The teacher deserves a gift!  But what’s the best gift to get them?

TEACHER DESERVES CASH, BUT GIFT IS BETTER

The gift of cash is ideal, but comes off as a payout.  So that’s not the best gift.  Hence, you may want to get a little creative with your awesome ideas. Wine, coffee, or if all else fails chocolate is easy. Other people to consider are: the school principal, the secretary and a collective gift for all the teachers in the school.  Maybe even the caretaker if you suspect your kid throws trash on the ground.  So, keep everybody happy. Then that way, they keep your kid alive all day.

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NO TEACHER WANTS A BOUQUET OF SCHOOL SUPPLIES

If you search parent blogs, you will surely find creative fun gifts.  But no teacher wants a bouquet of school supplies, no matter what they say.  Teachers have a budget for that, and if they don’t, then they find their ways to get pencils.  Most kids chuck their pencils on the floor.  And the caretaker sweeps all these pencils up at the end of the day.  All the teacher needs to do is make a deal with the caretaker to get the stash of pencils.

BEST GIFT IS A BOTTLE OF WINE

You really don’t need to go far with your imagination.  If a teacher teaches your kid all day, what do you think they enjoy at the end of the day?  What do you enjoy at the end of the day?  You got it!  Wine.  Buy a bottle of wine, wrap it pretty and stick a card on it.  Ten dollars for a smile and safety all year round.  Unless they get wine from everyone and it becomes a habit. Your teacher deserves happiness in a bottle

SECOND BEST GIFT IS A GIFT CARD TO A LIQUOR STORE

If you want something smaller in size, just get a gift card to a liquor store.  That way the teacher can choose their wine or what have you. Your teacher deserves choice.  Remember: they keep your kid alive today.

THIRD BEST GIFT IS A GIFT CARD TO A COFFEE SHOP

So I don’t know a teacher who doesn’t like coffee.  First, find out what is your teacher’s favorite coffee? Next, do you know that the teacher loves the coffee shop around the corner?  Your teacher deserves caffeine.  Your teacher wants caffeine.

FOURTH BEST GIFT, CHOCOLATE IS EASY

Chocolate is easy, and typically a teacher will be pleased.  But if it’s chocolate with liquor, you can’t lose.  Then you really have something going on!  A pretty box, nice card, signed by your ragamuffin and a way you go!  But remember, your teacher keeps your kid alive all day!

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