AUTO-MATES HAVE ARRIVED, MAKE MONEY IN GERMAN BROTHEL
Ok, this is a bit freaky. But maybe that’s an understatement. This is a story about sex dolls in Dortmund, Germany. Well, let’s be even more specific. This is a story about a German brothel that features sex dolls that customers can rent. They are advertised as available for any service. Ewwww. And, what? The rentals cost $97 an hour to rent. There are 12 different dolls to choose from. One of those is a male and another has women’s breasts with a male penis. This variety is supposed to satisfy any desire. But the whole idea seems just a bit sordid to those who like having a human, living partner to have sex with. But people are coming, um, in, for these auto-mates. So are people just weirdos? What’s going on?
LANGUAGE OF LOVE EASY FOR SEX DOLLS AS WEIRDOS HAVE NEEDS
The brothel is Bordoll. It was founded by Evelyn Schwarz. Besides being a brothel, Bordoll is also a studio. It covers bondage, dominance, sadism and masochism. Something for everyone, right? Schwarz ran into some labor issues. Most workers were emigres who didn’t speak enough German to catch nuance with Johns. That was a huge problem when it came to bondage. So That’s when Schwarz had the idea of sex dolls! She said, “Then I saw a video about doll brothels in Japan, and I thought that could work in Germany.”
SEX DOLLS BRING IN CLIENTS, REQUIRE SECRET HOUSE CLEANING AFTER USE
Firs off she had four of these specialized sex dolls, delivered from China. Clients quickly reserved time with the dolls. So Schwarz bought more. Each doll cost between $1,200 to $2,400. Schwarz described their attributes. “They are non-sentient, they look good, are not sick, they provide whatever service without complaining, and one can make them with the bodily features you like.” According to Schwarz, 5-12 people a day come in to have fun with the sex dolls. Most clients are men, but sometimes they get women and couples. These auto-mates bring in $500-$1,200 every day. They pay for themselves faster than solar panels!
IS THE INTERNET MAKING PEOPLE SCARED OF PEOPLE?
It is, of course, someone’s job to clean up the dolls after they get “used.” The cleaning process is a “house secret.” I don’t really want to know what that means. But there is a market for these dolls. Are people weirdos? Sure, some are. But others are more comfortable with a virtual experience. Sound familiar? It’s the internets. It won’t just be this German brothel. Look out for the sex dolls down the street from you! Or, maybe, don’t. Weirdos are everywhere.