WAIT, WHAT!? ALIENS ARE REAL? THERE’S A FEDERATION OF ALIENS? A RETIRED ISRAELI GENERAL SAYS YES
So I’ve heard some pretty smart people say that aliens are real. Ok, fine. The math says yes, totally, and no, no way. In other words, we don’t have information. What we do have, is a lot of muddy water and weird government denials and confirmations (sort of). But it seems way more likely that aliens are real, than that we will ever know who really shot JFK. Hey, that seems fair. But now, a retired Israeli General says that not only are aliens real, there are a lot of them. So many, in fact, that there is a Galactic Federation of aliens. Yes, Federation. Just like in Star Trek.
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ISRAEL HAS HAD CONTACT, THE UNITED STATES HAS HAD CONTACT, BUT HUMANITY NOT READY FOR GALACTIC FEDERATION
But there’s so much more. The retired Israeli General is Haim Eshed. He was the space security chief for the Israeli military. So first off, Israel has a space security section. Wow, ok. But they don’t have nukes? Lol. But retired General Eshed says that Israel has had contact with these aliens from space. In fact, they’ve talked to their Galactic Federation. So why haven’t we heard about this, well, until now? From an 87-year-old retired general from Israel? Well, because it’s just like the books and movies. The aliens don’t think that we are ready to know. And they really don’t think we’re ready to get into interstellar politics.
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NOT ONLY IS THERE A GALACTIC FEDERATION OF ALIENS, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE ON MARS!
So if that doesn’t seem fair, you may as well just go on back to OAN, where things will make more sense to you. And yes, that’s even more fair. But no, this piece is NOT satire. Eshed really is a retired military general from Israel. He really was the head of their Space Security section. And he has really said all of these things. But, he said even MORE. Israel and the United States have had contact with this Federation for many, many years. So long, in fact, that there is a secret underground base on Mars. And, Americans are there, with aliens. Eshed also says that Donald Trump knows all about this and wanted to tell us but the aliens weren’t too keen on that.
Ok, so that last bit you may find over at OAN. Or, maybe not. If it’s true, then OAN will still be all about the “stolen election.”
