Fox Guests Go All Stupid in Ugly Trifecta

Fox Guests Go All Stupid in Ugly Trifecta

FOX GUESTS TRY TO PROP UP TRUMP, GO ALL STUPID WITH THIS UGLY TRIFECTA

So ok, we are talking about Fox news.  And if you watch Fox, please stop.  It’s bad for your health.  But it’s bad for everyone else’s, too.  And sure, we have some crazy shit happening right now.  Trump shut the government down.  Up is down a lot this week.  Democrats got subpoena power at Noon on Thursday.  So right wing pundits are freaking out.  But they’re still carrying water for Trump.  But it’s getting really heavy.  So how heavy?  Well, so heavy that guests on Fox in the last few days have gone all stupid in what can only be called an ugly trifecta.  I know, I know, it’s not new.  But it’s not even creative anymore.  It’s just ugly, hot air.

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STAR PARKER SAYS ANYONE WHO NEEDS FOOD STAMPS HANGS OUT AND WATCHES PORN

First up we have the conservative writer Star Parker.  She was on Fox and Friends. She told the hosts that all the people who need any government assistance are watching porn.  No, seriously, she said that.  It went like, “These guys are not working, they’re watching. They’re watching porn, they’re watching TV, they’re watching women, they’re watching everything.”  So because of that logic, she agrees with the stricter SNAP rules that will make it harder for hungry Americans to get food stamps. 

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STEPHEN GUILFOYLE SAYS SHUTDOWN IS LIKE A VACATION FOR UNPAID GOV WORKERS

Next up is Fox guest Stephen Guilfoyle on the show, Your World.  He’s a big supporter of the Trump Government Shutdown.  He doesn’t think it’s a big deal at all.  He’s such a supporter, he told anyone watching that the shutdown was actually a really big favor to all the government workers who aren’t getting paid.  He was there as one of three “market watchers.”  He said, “For investors, it’s not a big deal.  We go through this regularly and the people who are out of work end up getting paid back pay, so it ends up being a nice vacation ‘cause they weren’t allowed to spend the money while they were on vacation.”  Ok, asshole.  Tell that to their landlords.

KELLYANNE CONWAY CHASTISES PELOSI, THEN IMMEDIATELY MAKES FUN OF HER AGE

So, finally, we have Kellyanne Conway, on Fox and Friends as well.  She criticized Nancy Pelosi for supposedly insulting Trump personally (didn’t happen).  Then just seconds after, she made fun of Pelosi’s age.  No, really.  Here it is: “By the way, nothing really screams youth and energy quite like a 78-year-old speaker and Joe Biden running for President.”  Keep it real, Fox.  And by keep it real, you distort, I decide you’re all assholes.

So that’s the trifecta this week, folks. Here comes another soon.

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