DRUNK ON BICYCLES, ARRESTED, DUI COUPLE TRY TO HAVE SEX IN BACK OF POLICE CAR
Ah, love. I would have said ah, youth. But that’s no excuse for the Florida couple in this story. You’d think even drunk people would have some judgement, maybe. But as is all too often the case, it wasn’t true here. First off, anyone who drinks and drives is a menace to society. And second, when police bust you for DUI, don’t then do something even stupider. But doing something stupider is exactly what Aaron Thomas and Megan Mondanaro did. The respectively 31 and 35-year-olds tried to have sex in the back of a police car after their arrest.
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HANDCUFFS PROVED TO BE NO DETERRENT TO STRIPPING AND GETTING IT ON
Now, that’s what I call, “assume the position.” Hah! The two were clearly still drink after police arrested them. But while they were waiting in the police car to go to jail, they clearly thought it was a good idea to get it on while they still could. Sure, they were wearing handcuffs. But that didn’t stop them. Not. One. Bit. Nassau County Sheriff’s Deputy Mark Hunter had pulled the two over. They were riding their bikes at night with no lights. He also witnessed them swerving and a car nearly hitting them both as a result. But while Hunter was out of his police car, the two tried to have sex, in custody, in the back seat. But seriously, who does that?
DISGUSTED DEPUTY BREAKS UP PARTY, AS NAKED DRUNK MAN FLEES POLICE CAR IN 3-LEGGED SALUTE
Obviously, when Hunter saw the action happening, he went in to stop it. Ahem. When he “opened up the door to stop them,” Thomas “was naked and (she) had her pants down where her vaginal area was visible. I also observed her bra was halfway off and her breasts were fully visible.” Sometimes being a cop must really suck. No, not that. When Hunter pulled Thomas out of the police car, the naked man knocked him down and ran away. Police later arrested him at a nearby Cold Stone Creamery. Do with that irony what you will. Mondanaro, for her part, then started kicking another deputy. Another bad move. Ah, Florida.
So maybe we’ll just call this a case of, arrest us interrupt us?