Flat Earthers Now Say Australia is Fake, Citizens Actors Paid by NASA

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Flat Earthers Now Say Australia is Fake, Citizens Actors Paid by NASA

FLAT EARTHERS NOW SAY THAT AUSTRALIA IS FAKE, AND ALL AUSTRALIANS ARE ACTORS PAID BY NASA?

I can certainly understand the stubborn refusal to admit when you’re wrong.  I was certain I didn’t have male pattern baldness well after my forehead grew more than half an inch higher.  No matter what anyone said, I just knew I was right.  I had a full head of hair!  But eventually reality simply had to have its impact on my denial, and I saw the light reflected on my scalp.  But what if I never, ever saw the light?  What if I created new, insane denials?  Because that’s what Flat Earthers are doing.  They now say that Australia is fake!  And that all Australians are actors paid by NASA!

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I’VE BEEN TO AUSTRALIA, AND IT DIDN’T APPEAR TO BE FAKE TO ME AFTER 18 HOUR FLIGHT

Even if you have never been to Australia (I have), you likely aren’t keen to deny that it even exists.  Or, rather, that the entire other side of planet Earth doesn’t exist.  I haven’t seen all of the world.  But I know it’s there!  It’s like living in a valley with tall mountains on either side, and simply deciding that your entire world is the valley, and there is nothing on the other side of the mountains.  You can’t see it, you’ve never seen it.  So it doesn’t exist!  But I hazard the guess that a lot of these Flat Earthers say that they believe in God.  But have they ever seen Him?

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IF FLAT EARTHERS DIG THAT HOLE DEEP ENOUGH, THEY MAY FIND THEMSELVES IN “FAKE” AUSTRALIA

I have doubts they have, that’s to be sure.  But they have seen the light, if only on one side of the planet.  And it is clearly blinding, if they have to believe that an entire continent and country, Australia, is fake.  And what is it about NASA paying actors, aka all Australians?  There’s clearly some MAGA theme going on here.  Or whatever MAGA is on its way to becoming.  When you find an endless hole of conspiracy to jump into and can only dig deeper, irony could be a problem.  What happens when you dig so far you come back up in Australia?

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