TROLLS PROVE EVIL EXISTS WITH SHAMELESS ATTACK ON SOCIAL MEDIA DURING EPILEPSY AWARENESS MONTH
So we all know that trolls suck. Even if you don’t have much of an online, social media life, you know that trolls suck. But did you know that they could be murderous? Well, now you do. And I’m going to explain how. Trolls have just managed to prove that evil exists. But they managed to do it in context to National Epilepsy Awareness Month! And for you who didn’t know, that was the month of November. So ok, now you want the meat of this story. Essentially, trolls may have attempted the homicide of people with epilepsy using social media and texts.
FLASHING OR STROBING LIGHT EFFECTS CAN INDUSE SEIZURE FOR SOME WITH EPILEPSY, EVIL TROLLS KNOW THAT
So yes, that sounds nebulous. But it is literally true and accurate. People with epilepsy can have seizures which can be pretty damn dangerous. And yes, these seizures can kill. But a small portion of people with epilepsy are vulnerable to flashing lights. So imagine driving at night and an emergency vehicle appears with flashing lights. Then you have a seizure and crash. That actually happened to a friend’s mother when I was a kid. That’s how she found out she had epilepsy! Scary stuff, to be sure. But what kind of person would intentionally post videos and GIFs with strobing, flashing lights to the Epilepsy Foundation’s twitter feed? These bastards even used associated hashtags for maximum effect.
LAW ENFORCEMENT NEEDS TO TRACK THESE EVIL BASTARDS DOWN, MAKE AN EXAMPLE FOR THE WORLD
See? I told you it proved evil exists. But there were 30 such attacks just the 1st week of that month! So you won’t be surprised to hear that the Epilepsy Foundation filed criminal complaints with law enforcement agencies. Because they will need to find these bastards. As of yet, I don’t know what charges could be in play. But off the top of my head I can think of criminal mischief, attempted murder, online terrorism. I could go on. But for now I’ll simply wait to hear that cops have found the evil trolls and then I can hear what the charges will be. But they damn well better be severe.