Trolls Prove Evil Exists During National Epilepsy Awareness Month

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Trolls Prove Evil Exists During National Epilepsy Awareness Month

TROLLS PROVE EVIL EXISTS WITH SHAMELESS ATTACK ON SOCIAL MEDIA DURING EPILEPSY AWARENESS MONTH

So we all know that trolls suck.  Even if you don’t have much of an online, social media life, you know that trolls suck.  But did you know that they could be murderous?  Well, now you do.  And I’m going to explain how.  Trolls have just managed to prove that evil exists.  But they managed to do it in context to National Epilepsy Awareness Month!  And for you who didn’t know, that was the month of November.  So ok, now you want the meat of this story.  Essentially, trolls may have attempted the homicide of people with epilepsy using social media and texts.

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FLASHING OR STROBING LIGHT EFFECTS CAN INDUSE SEIZURE FOR SOME WITH EPILEPSY, EVIL TROLLS KNOW THAT

So yes, that sounds nebulous.  But it is literally true and accurate.  People with epilepsy can have seizures which can be pretty damn dangerous.  And yes, these seizures can kill.  But a small portion of people with epilepsy are vulnerable to flashing lights.  So imagine driving at night and an emergency vehicle appears with flashing lights.  Then you have a seizure and crash.  That actually happened to a friend’s mother when I was a kid.  That’s how she found out she had epilepsy!  Scary stuff, to be sure.  But what kind of person would intentionally post videos and GIFs with strobing, flashing lights to the Epilepsy Foundation’s twitter feed?  These bastards even used associated hashtags for maximum effect.

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See? I told you it proved evil exists.  But there were 30 such attacks just the 1st week of that month!  So you won’t be surprised to hear that the Epilepsy Foundation filed criminal complaints with law enforcement agencies.  Because they will need to find these bastards.  As of yet, I don’t know what charges could be in play.  But off the top of my head I can think of criminal mischief, attempted murder, online terrorism.  I could go on.  But for now I’ll simply wait to hear that cops have found the evil trolls and then I can hear what the charges will be.  But they damn well better be severe.

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2 Mass Grave Sites from 1921 Tulsa Race Riots Found?

2 Mass Grave Sites from 1921 Tulsa Race Riots Found?

Her name was Lola. Well, her name IS Lola. Who knows what her phonetic name really was? She paints a picture (well, we paint a picture of her now), that gives us a visceral look at humanity in Denmark more than 5 and a half millennia ago. And that’s no exaggeration. 5,700 years ago, Lola was alive and had dark hair, dark skin and blue eyes. But that was normal for any Danish girl at the time. But now we also know that a girl like Lola chewed gum all those years ago! In the damn Stone Age! Well, maybe not chewing gum like we know it today. Back then in the Stone Age, people chewed on birch pitch, which sort of worked the same way. Museum Lolland-Falster archeologists recently found a hunk of this birch pitch at the Syltholm site on Lolland. But what is Lolland? That’s the number 4 in size island in Denmark. So did researchers find Lola’s remains? Well, no. Not at all, in fact. But Lola did in fact chew this particular batch of birch pitch. The archeologists were able to find her complete genome as well as her oral microbiome. So what does that mean, really? Well, it means we know what she looked like. But it also tells us that her last meal before she chewed gum was hazelnuts and duck (mallard, to be precise). We also know she couldn’t digest dairy. That’s right, Lola was lactose intolerant! This is the first time we have ever pulled a human genome from anything except human remains before. But as you can read, there is still so much for us to learn and know! But get this, humans have chewed birch pitch for as long as 760,000 years ago! So stay tuned on this story. We are clearly going to learn more about Lola. And soon? Many more genomes will need naming. With pictures and crazy data!

Stone Age Danish Girl, Lola, Chewed Gum 5,700 Years Ago