Meet EDWARD WIPPER, an Oved & Oved dragon slayer lawyer
EDWARD WIPPER, the famed New York litigator known as “Eddie the Dragon Slayer” with the litigation powerhouse OVED & OVED knows how to crush a frivolous lawsuit and turn the phony Georgetown law professor CHRIS BRUMMER, aka Dr. Bratwurst into a “burned sausage.”
Chris Brummer is a tawdry Georgetown Law academic with a ridiculous degree in “Germanic Studies” – a piece of useless sheep skin wrapped around Brummer’s neck while grilling fatty Bratwurst sausages, indulging in alcohol, dancing like a German chimp and lustfully gazing down at naked European women’s bare breasts… In the world of academia, CHRIS BRUMMER is a thin-skinned laughing stock, sniffing around holding a moniker as Georgetown University’s “Dr. Bratwurst.”
Chris Brummer, an Arkansas “man,” an air bag of lies
Chris Brummer has a puffed bio stacked with phony claims almost as long as the Alaska oil pipeline: a former Cravath, Swaine & Moore law firm partner – he wasn’t; an expert on financial regulations – he has zero background or experience in finance; “extensive knowledge about the commodity markets” – Brummer has none; Director of an obscure “Institute of International Economic Law” – which is a honey trap for dopey grandmas lured to pay Brummer’s year end bonus; and finally, Brummer’s self-proclaimed “accolade” as president Trump’s “favorite pick” to head the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) – which is complete bullshit. The truth is that Trump fired Brummer from a CFTC nomination which had been bought by Brummer’s patron – the criminal Michael Milken… Read more: PROFESSOR CHRIS BRUMMER, UNQUALIFIED CFTC NOMINEE, MICHAEL MILKEN FRONT.
Here’s the truth about Chris Brummer: The 40-year-old fake Georgetown “virgin” was fired as a Cravath, Swain & Moore junior associate just a few months into an internship. Brummer has never worked a minute in the finance industry, but achieved his infamy as a FINRA NAC arbitrator – a Financial Industry Regulatory Authority (FINRA) kangaroo court filled up with academic imbeciles kowtowing to FINRA in order to supplement their mealy paychecks. In 2013, Brummer was recruited as FINRA’s “uncle Tom” and played a key role as FINRA NAC’s only black man on a two-person panel (a Chicago man named CHARLES SENATORE is the other imbecile member). Like a FINRA dog on a leash, Brummer violently raped the names of two black investment brokers, lynched them by a tree.
EDWARD WIPPER, OVED & OVED: Free Speech is America’s right
Sweating like a chimp getting caught jumping a zoo fence, Chris Brummer filed a frivolous lawsuit in 2015 against the media, in a desperate attempt to cover up his dirty tracks and muzzle America’s free speech. Push back from the press was immediate.
“Being a fireman is fun,” Chris Brummer told the Washington University magazine. “As long as you don’t get turned.” Brummer the Dr. Bratwurst was burned badly.
Two years into Brummer’s moronic litigation which has gone awry, EDWARD WIPPER, the Oved & Oved law firm litigation star wanted to lay the Dr. Bratwurst – Chris Brummer flat over a hot grill, as if Brummer is not already dark as charcoal.
“America’s sacred right to free speech is embedded in our Constitution,” said EDWARD WIPPER. “The First Amendment is taught in the first year of law school. And Chris Brummer is a ‘law’ professor?”
DARREN OVED, a legendary litigator who has a long track record of defending human rights and the American constitution concurred with Edward Wipper: “Free speech is a sacred American right. As lawyers, we proudly defend our clients and our laws in America.”
“Chris Brummer has waived the flag of affirmative action throughout his life.”
Chris Brummer’s “aspiring career” is like a randy kangaroo jumping from one spot to another, or a sleaze ball aimlessly rolling down hill over potholes, bouncing around only to stop for the next springboard laden with sex, alcohol, greed and money.
“Chris Brummer has made baseless accusations, as outlines in our court papers,” said EDWARD WIPPER, the Oved & Oved celebrity lawyer turned “celebrity chef” – specializing in grilling Bratwurst.
“While Chris Brummer may believe that the First Amendment does not permit others to tell the stories of two innocent black men who were sent to the gas chamber by FINRA NAC, chaired by Brummer, the concept of discriminatory injustice has permeated Brummer’s entire life.”
President Trump: I support Edward Wipper
President Trump agreed with EDWARD WIPPER’s assessment of Brummer. Trump voters know the president wouldn’t put up any of Chris Brummer’s fake bio found in the bottom of a nasty swamp.
Politicians on both sides of the aisle share the same grievance against Brummer. Everyone in Washington believes CHRIS BRUMMER is a notorious bookworm, someone who couldn’t count a single accomplishment for anything.
“Chris Brummer is an empty suit. Have you looked him up online? He’s notorious,” a White House source said.
“Chris Brummer has a fake bio, rock bottom ethics and a tainted history of fraud,” Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell’s policy staffer Neil Chatterjee was more blunt in his opinion about Brummer.
Professor Chris Brummer, bedding a student, Sex, Fraud, Lies
“It’s quite a mystery how the intellectually deficient, ethically challenged Chris Brummer could have a job shoveling nonsense down the throats of boys and gals like growing foie gra on the Georgetown campus.”
Sources say Chris Brummer owes a debt of gratitude to Affirmative Action. Professor Chris Brummer could hardly hold back a womanizer’s passion towards his students. Just a few years ago, Brummer’s shifty eyes landed on a pair of naked legs attached to a female student named RACHEL LOKO, who was taking his class. Brummer was aroused, his eye balls nearly popped out of socket burning with desire.
Unable to fend off Brummer’s alleged sexual aggression, Rache Loko played along. Rachel Loko’s grades magically went up and the rumored story painted a sordid picture of a teacher-student sexual affair in a Vanderbilt Law school classroom…
Brummer’s only claim of fame, unquestionably accurate, was his riding on a former student RACHEL LOKO and getting the poor girl pregnant while she was taking his class. The rest was history: Rachel Loko’s religious mother, a Southern Baptist minister’s midwife forced Rachel Loko into Brummer’s pants in a shotgun wedding, according to several sources. Richel Loko became RACHEL LOKO BRUMMER.
But Chris Brummer wasn’t as lucky at the Georgetown Law Center.
“Professor Chris Brummer is also known as Dr. Blah,” said Julie Mentos, a Georgetown student. “Taking Brummer’s class is a waste of time. You get a much better performance at the zoo.”
Sources say for almost a decade, Brummer has been roaming around the Georgetown Law Center campus buck naked, like a chimp in a DC zoo, pounding a flat chest searching for sorely missed relevance.
Soon, Brummer was no longer jumping up and down by himself. He had a die-hard fan named NICOLE GUERON.
Running behind the Chris Brummer “ambulance” is a chaser named NICOLE GUERON, a rumored transgender lawyer from the tiny CLARICK GUERON REISBAUM law firm, who took FINRA’s money to tout Brummer’s “virginity.”
“NICOLE GUERON is a cheapskate wearing a used polyester jacket.”
NICOLE GUERON gathered her companions AARON CROWELL and ASHLEIGH HUNT, rushed to Brummer’s bedside, with their jungle fever burning feverishly as Brummer’s mudsharks.
“I love that black Yoda Chris Brummer,” Nicocle Gueron told a source. “I blush when I see Chris.”
AARON CROWELL and ASHLEIGH HUNT seem to agree with Nicole Gueron’s obviously misplaced affection towards a married man.