YOUTUBE PRANKSTER DUMBASS CEMENTS HIS HEAD IN A MICROWAVE
Ah, England. You guys clearly have some really good beer over there. So how else could you explain this story? We’ve all done some dumbass things in our time. But I’m almost certain I would not have done this. Ever. And I as a bit of a prankster in my early years, too. But who cements their head in a microwave? Really, how is that a good idea in any way at all? But that’s exactly what one 22-year-old man did in Wolverhampton, England. It won’t surprise you, but the idiot’s rescuers were none too happy with what they found.
IDIOTIC STUNT LEFT RESPONDING FIREFIGHTERS “UNIMPRESSED”
But actually, you don’t have to imagine. The poor firefighters who responded to the idiotic emergency went on the record. They said they were “seriously unimpressed” with the totally stupid cement head in a microwave move. But that’s because it took five firefighters more than an hour getting the 22-year-old idiot out of his predicament. If I was one of them, it would have left me frustrated and pissed off too. So evidently, the idiot is a “YouTube prankster” who’s latest idea involved he and several of his friends pouring several bags of quick-setting cement into a microwave. They used it as a mold around the prankster’s head. He had his head, at least, wrapped in a plastic bag.
PRANKSTER TRAPPED FOR 90 MINS WHEN HELP ARRIVED, COULD HAVE DIED
But the West Midlands Fire Service said the cement head could have been deadly. By the time they started to respond to the call, 90 minutes had already gone by. The friends only called for help after they had no luck at all setting him free. But they even had to give him an air tube so he could breathe at all! So when they arrived, they first had to take the microwave apart first around the man’s head. Fortunately, they were eventually successful and freed the idiot prankster dumbass.