Drunky will Pee on Anything. Hide your Monuments, Women, and Children

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Drunky will Pee on Anything. Hide your Monuments, Women, and Children

DRUNK STUDENT PHOTO BOMBED MEMORIAL- OR RATHER PEED ALL OVER IT

A student was arrested and charged with outraging public decency after a photograph of a man urinating over a war memorial was published in a newspaper. South Yorkshire Police said the 19-year-old man was released on bail. A sports technology student at Sheffield Hallam University, issued an apology for the image which apparently showed him soaking wreaths of poppies following a long drinking session.

He was one of around 2,000 university students taking part in the Carnage UK event on Sunday evening. Organized through a website by a private company, students paid $13 USD each to take part in the drinking marathon. Good deal on those beers, eh? The event took place in Sheffield, but a similar one was held in Cardiff.

DRUNK IDIOT ISSUES APOLOGY TO ANYONE OR NOONE

In an apology issued through his university, Laing said: “I am deeply ashamed of this photograph and I am sincerely sorry for my behavior.” He went on to say: “I didn’t realize how much alcohol I had consumed that night and also hadn’t eaten since lunchtime, which worsened the effect.” “I have no recollection of the events in the photograph, although I recognize that this does not excuse my actions.”I apologize unreservedly for any offence I may have caused.”

The 19-year-old, who got hammered on an all-night boozer organized by students. This idiot then relieved himself on the memorial for the brave soldiers who died fighting for their country. He was caught he confessed that his name was Phil Laing and said he was new student at the city’s university.

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THE PEE MAN STUMBLES, ENDS IN GUTTER. BUT WITH A BADASS T-SHIRT

He then stumbled off without a moment’s notice, before collapsing in the gutter laughing during the massive pub crawl. Carnage UK has come in for heavy criticism in recent years for encouraging students to get drunk during start of term booze binge at cities all over the UK. Organizers provide participants with souvenir t-shirts and exclusive entry into a series of nightspots.

The events attract up to 2,500 students each night as it tours around the UK every October, with hundreds getting so drunk they can hardly stand up. Every t-shirt is emblazoned with each venue in the mass pub crawl and students tick off each pub or club visited with a red pen after they have downed a few drinks in the establishment.

The t-shirts bear printed challenges for the wearers to perform. These include ‘dares’ of a stupid nature, such as getting a piece of underwear from the opposite sex. Paul Bahia, the founder of Varsity Leisure Group Ltd, which runs the Carnage UK events, previously denied the event promoting binge drinking. He said: “We are not irresponsible or promoting binge drinking. Our events are heavily focused on group identity and social and ethnic cohesion.” Yea, ok buddy.

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