FRENCH LOAF AND MANS LOAF MEET
Who is Mr. Larkin? Well, he’s basically a drunk, unemployed, sheetrock man who was found urinating on the bread section, or more specifically, the French loaves in a large supermarket. Why Mr. Larkin? Why? He claimed to be protesting a famous handball incident in the France vs Ireland World Cup qualifier. That’s correct, he was pissing on bread because of a soccer match. Unfortunately, this particular idiot was caught and was issued a suspended sentence, fined, and handcuffed. Definitely a threat to the Irish people.
MR LARKIN DECIDED IMPLY HIS VERSION OF A FRENCH DIP
Frances Larkin, who goes by “Smokie” pleaded guilty to the incident at Maher’s Value Store supermarket. Here’s another odd thing. He did this peeing one week after the match in which Ireland controversially took that loss after the French goal was deemed to have scored despite a blatant handball by French striker Thierry Henry.
Staff of the supermarket found the 46-year-old urinating on the Cuisine de France section of the bread shelves in Maher’s, shouting “This will teach ye, ye cheating French bastards!” before he was taken away by local police and store security.
ITS OFF TO JAIL YOU GO!
Officer Anthony Flanagan told the court that he had been called to the store at 11.15 in the morning of November 25. “When I reached the shop, I was informed that Mr. Larkin was causing a disturbance in the bread section and when I got there, he was urinating on the French bread section and stamping on a loaf. I later ascertained that the loaves were brioches, a sort of French bread.
“When he saw me, he tried to run away but I apprehended him and grabbed him by the arm. He said ‘That’s for Thierry Henry, guard. If you have any pride in your country, you’ll let me go.’”