DOJ Gives Joe Biden, Kids Immunity From IRS Audits, Forever

SOMEHOW, JOE BIDEN AND HIS KIDS HAVE IMMUNITY FROM IRS AUDITS, FOREVER

I’m not sure how this has happened. But I’m guessing that the historically corrupt Joe Biden and all his get have called in some markers to get this done. And what is done? Oh, nothing any criminal syndicate leader would literally commit multiple murders for. Just immunity from the IRS doing any audits on Joe Biden, or any of his kids. Forever. I mean, that’s incredibly impressive, isn’t it? There hasn’t been been a democrat who’s so brazen in their criminal conduct since…. Oh. Wait a minute? Since never! Because my brain totally flipped the actual id when it comes to political idiot! It’s actually Donald Trump and all his kids that have forever IRS immunity from audits!

OOPS! IT’S REALLY DONALD TRUMP, HIS KIDS, AND ALL AFFILIATED ENTITIES THAT GET IRS IMMUNITY

Now, that there is quite the accomplishment, isn’t it? This remarkable development became “reality” via the Justice Department’s posting of a one-page addendum which shields not only Donald Trump and all of his family (well, maybe not one niece), but all of his associated entities from the IRS reviewing any old returns. And as fantastical as that sounds, this has actually happened, this week! And “any related or affiliated individuals” is pretty darn comprehensive. Besides Donald and his kids, I can’t help but wonder how many dummy corporations fall into this massive, unprecedented legal umbrella.

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SO WHY NOW? AND HOW COULD THIS REALLY BE FOREVER, WHICH REALLY MEANS JUST UNTIL NOVEMBER?

Oddly, the addendum that spelled this out was only signed by Todd Blanche. But nowhere to be seen is the signature of any IRS representative or any current lawyer representing Trump. So what does this mean? Well, aside from the further formalization that Donald Trump is, in fact, running a criminal enterprise? It means that the Trump Admin is trying to dot all the I’s with the theory that Trump’s executive privilege will, ah, Trump any President coming after him. But speaking of coming after him, it also means that there’s just a bit of anxiety that the midterms may actually bring a blue wave.

But really, this is bananas. Like banana republic bananas.