40-YEAR-OLD DIVORCED MAN SUES HIS PARENTS FOR THROWING AWAY HIS PORN COLLECTION
So remember that Thomas Wolfe novel, You Can’t Go Home Again? Well, here’s another reason why. But this won’t take as long to read! A 40-year-old man from Indiana recently divorced his wife. So he moved in with his parents in Grand Haven, Michigan. But let’s just say he moved in with a little baggage that his parents were not gonna keep around. Mostly, this means they were not at all happy with their divorced son’s massive porn collection. So they threw it all away! But their son didn’t really like that too much. So he sued them! But seriously, who sues their parents for something like this? Unfortunately, we don’t have a name for this guy.
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CLAIMS PORN WORTH $29,000, BUT POCAL DA DECLINES TO TAKE THE CASE
But maybe he has a point? No, not that kind of point. So the son claimed that his porn collection was worth as much as $29,000. It’s hard to believe he’s divorced, right? But somehow, this took some time to develop. He moved in with them over two years ago in October, 02016! But to be fair, there’s another point to be made. His parents threw out 12 packed boxes of movies and dirty magazines.
Among the titles were Frisky Business and Big Bad Grannys. But it’s not like he was sitting in their home the whole time looking at porn. He actually moved away to a new home in Indiana. But 10 months later the parents delivered his things to his new home. But the porn was gone!
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HIS FATHER SAID HE WAS DOING HIM A FAVOR, SAVING HIS MENTAL HEALTH…. FROM PORN
His father told him he did him “a big favor” by getting rid of it all. He says it’s better for his son’s mental health! But he also said he’d have done the same thing if it was an old-school kilogram of crack cocaine! But the son was not pleased, especially as his parents said nothing to him about their problem with his porn possessions. He said he would have stayed elsewhere! So he sued them for $87,000. But the Ottawa County prosecutor declined to push his complaint. 44 emails to police didn’t help either. So take note. Maybe put your weird shit in storage if you’re crashing with aging family?
