VIETNAMESE POLICE RAID WAREOUSE, BUST USED CONDOM RESALE RING, DISGUSTING!
Sooooo. This is beyond disgusting. This is…. I mean, really. Who in the hell thinks that they can get away with this? Like, I’m just-. Selling used condoms? As new? A condom resale operation? Yuck. YUCK. And this wasn’t a casual operation. Like, this was a fully-realized plan to re-sell condoms that had already had their rockets go off. You know what I’m talking about. But police in Vietnam busted this disgusting criminal plot. Thank God. But it’s got to make a lot of people nervous. Well, depending on where you buy your condoms, that is. Shoot, for all you know, you maybe bought that condom twice.
POLICE FOUND BAGS FULL OF 320,000 USED CONDOMS THAT WERE HEADED BACK TO, WELL, DOWN THERE
So here are the details on the condom resale ring. First, again, ewww. Disgusting. But police raided a warehouse in the southern Binh Duong province. We know of at least one arrest. A woman, maybe the warehouse’s owner. So how did police know there was a used condom resale ring? Well, when they found over 320,000 used condoms these disgusting criminals were going to sell (again), that was a good tip off. Yes, 320,000 used condoms. To make you think hard (if not long), maybe this has been happening for some time? Yes, I know. The health implications are disturbing.
RESALE RING WOULD CLEAN, RESHAPE, ROLL, AND REPACKAGE USED CONDOMS FOR UNSUSPECTING MARKET
So ok, back to the 320,000 used condoms the police found. They were in bags and all together had a weight of 794 pounds. Yes, nearly half a ton of sexual achievement, bags in bags. I’m so glad I’m not in forensics in this part of Vietnam! Yuck. So how did the used condom resale ring plan to sell these? Well, after some manual labor, that’s how. The condoms had to be washed. Ok, I just barfed in my mouth a little. Then, they had to be put on wooden dildos to get their shape back. Sigh. Then they had to re-roll and repackage them. Then, off to the market where unsuspecting people would use these (again!).
So, no, we have no idea how long this has been happening. So really, try not to think about that if you live in Vietnam. But maybe, buy your carrot life vests in reputable stores only.