DIPSHIT SUES ONLINE DATE FOR ALLEGEDLY GIVING HIM HERPES SIMPLEX COLD SORES
I don’t like dipshits. Even though this might have made me one, too. What’s a dipshit? Well, I’m about to explain that to you. Because this is the perfect example of one. His name is Martin Conway. He’s a personal trainer and went looking for love where so many do. Going on online dates. So that’s fine and normal these days. But this 45-year-old man developed herpes in his mouth a few days after his online date with Jenna Lovelace last year in London. Evidently, that freaked him out a great deal. He was so upset he sued her for $150,000! Over a supposed kiss.
HE’S SUING HER FOR $150,000 FOR HERPES SIMPLEX EMOTIONAL TRAUMA, JOB STRESS
That’s right. Martin Conway was so upset emotionally that he needed to sue the person he thought gave them to him for some major moolah. So yes, cold sores are a form of herpes simplex. But it’s totally common and goes away with treatment. That’s why we call them cold sores. If this dipshit had some “cold sores” down below, that would be a little different. That would traumatize me if it ever happened. But that’s not likely. But this isn’t the kiss of death. It’s the kiss of serious inconvenience. And Lovelace didn’t think he should sue her for so much money.
JUDGE SAYS THAT HE NEEDS TO PROVE HIS ONLINE DATE IS THE REAL SOURCE, BUT HOW?
Fortunately for Lovelace, a judge totally agreed with her. Well, mostly. So while the judge didn’t exonerate her for giving this dipshit cold sores, he did say that the dipshit needed to prove she gave them to her. Good luck with that. Lovelace had wanted the whole case kept private. But now here we are seeing her name associated with herpes simplex cold sores. So to be fair, I would be a dipshit too if this happened to me. But I’d also try to have some evidence to back up my complaint. As it is, the judge is waiting to hear from expert medical professionals about this case.
So much for romance. Stick with chocolate kisses.